Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
On the one hand, Final Fantasy X has decent graphics, a beautiful world and a good battle system.

On the other hand, it has Tidus, Yuna and Seymour. It also had the voice acting of Tidus, Yuna and Seymour. That's not to mention Tidus, Yuna and Seymour. The only good thing about Tidus is that he thankfully isn't real. The only good thing about Yuna is that she isn't as bad as Tidus. The only good thing about Seymour is how his name reminds me of the way Seymour Skinners' mum says his name.
Disliking Tidus or Yuna just shows that you're not paying attention and we're back to Pike's "OMG LAUGH SCENE MY LIFE IS RUINED FOREVER!" point. Seymour's less well executed but nonetheless beats any other FF villain since Sephiroth.

I mean... someone could create this beautiful matchstick house, the most beautiful matchstick house that was ever created, and then take a giant violent diarrhoea dump all over it. No matter how beautiful it was, it'll break down and smell like trout. This is how I view Final Fantasy X.
That's a strikingly good description of FFIX.

My objective viewpoint is superior to MILF's objective viewpoint because I've actually played all the Final Fantasy games. I know, I know, some people might say I'm biased and subjective and not objective in this post, but I objectively checked it over and decided objectively using my objective opinion that my objective viewpoint is spot on, objectively.
I'm pretty sure nobody is going to argue that II or XIV are the Best Final Fantasy and given that those are the only two I've not played... Edit: And trying to mock me for demanding proof doesn't actually prove me wrong (Because I can't be proven wrong, because I am not wrong.)