Beard Power

[Spooniest]

So I'm trying to grow a beard, and as any of you who've seen recent pictures of me can no doubt tell, it's coming along slowly. I'm 1/16 Cherokee, so I don't grow beards particularly quickly or thickly.

But GOD DOES IT ITCH!!!

Is there anything I can do, short of shaving?

[Araciel]

You can try conditioning it - helps but otherwise just gotta wait til it gets longer then the itch stops.

[Sephex]

Place the area desired for beard growth next to a speaker with every single ZZ Top song playing simultaneously. Try to keep the sound waves away from the eyes unless you want a pair of sunglasses.

[krissy]

Street Talk With The Beards - YouTube

[Spooniest]

Street Talk With The Beards - YouTube

Made me think of:

[Formalhaut]

I feel like I should expand this to whether not not we like beards as well. Sorry if I'm hijacking your thread Spoony

I like beards on men but only if it's done right. I'm very picky when it comes to beards. For me it's either really sexy or really gross. There is little middle ground.

Observe:

Right

Wrong



Right


Borderline right anyway.


Wrong



As you can see, I'm really fussy. In general though, I can't really dislike stubble most of the time. Full beards are a slippery slope for me and I don't like them. Especially if they look hobofied.

Special mention goes to teenage scruffy beards that are just horrible on every level.

Definitely Wrong

[Spooniest]

Right? Wrong?
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The itch is too distracting. I gave up and shaved, I have work to do.

[Formalhaut]

For the above picture, that beard's alright I guess.

[fire_of_avalon]

Right? Wrong?
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The itch is too distracting. I gave up and shaved, I have work to do.

Formy is wrong, here. That beard is the most correct thing I've ever seen.

[Laddy]

Formy's taste in beards makes me kind pity him a bit. Especially since he had Shia LaBeouf and Tobey Maguire as "Right" anythings.

Beards depend on the guy and the face and the color. Some guys looks good with them, without them, or some lucky devils can do both. I <3 beards.

[Shauna]

Right? Wrong?
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The itch is too distracting. I gave up and shaved, I have work to do.

Formy is wrong, here. That beard is the most correct thing I've ever seen.

Seriously. The fact that he's judged it as "alright" makes me question his taste.

[Shiny]

You could put witch hazel to alleviate some of the itch.

[Pumpkin]

I don't like any beards except for this one

(SPOILER)



Although to be fair, I still prefer this

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[Formalhaut]

I don't like any beards except for this one

(SPOILER)



Although to be fair, I still prefer this

(SPOILER)

First picture: Not so hot.

Second picture: Melted my PC.

[Faris]

Right? Wrong?
William_Riker_Growing_The_Beard_4.PNG

The itch is too distracting. I gave up and shaved, I have work to do.

Formy is wrong, here. That beard is the most correct thing I've ever seen.

Seriously. The fact that he's judged it as "alright" makes me question his taste.

Seriously. That is one of the best beards ever.