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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    1. Carbuncle, so when it rains I can just have the rain bounce off me. Also, he's pretty neat.
    Where do you pick up Carbuncle again?


    I'd choose W-Item. Duplicate expensive items, sell them, then buy and sell all yo aszes ten times over.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I don't think there is a carbuncle in FF7.
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    I would take the Black Materia and lock myself in a basement where there is lots of Mako energy.


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    I'll join the bandwagon and go with the W-Item materia. It makes other materia like the Gil Plus materia redundant, as I can just duplicate and sell off all me booty!


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    And I, with my master command materia can manipulate you all to give me the money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    I'll join the bandwagon and go with the W-Item materia. It makes other materia like the Gil Plus materia redundant, as I can just duplicate and sell off all me booty!
    Agreed, I doubt you need Gil Plus to make a profit off yo booty.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karifean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman View Post
    Double Cut Materia by far, come on.
    What would you do with it, though?
    Cut things twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    I don't think there is a carbuncle in FF7.
    This is indeed the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karifean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman View Post
    Double Cut Materia by far, come on.
    What would you do with it, though?
    Well.. I was trying to for sarcasm, but I do sound kinda serious. I dunno.. I'd.. Double.. Cut.. Things.

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    If only I could choose 2, and take the final attack-Revive combo.

    For only 1 materia, though, I'd have to go with Time

    Being able to stop or slow time in a controlled area, being able to hasten myself to move faster, that'd be pretty cool.

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    Was there a materia for invisibility?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman View Post
    Double Cut Materia by far, come on.
    What would you do with it, though?
    Well.. I was trying to for sarcasm, but I do sound kinda serious. I dunno.. I'd.. Double.. Cut.. Things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karifean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman View Post
    Double Cut Materia by far, come on.
    What would you do with it, though?
    Quadra slice some wieners.


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