"Well colour me..."

[Cuchulainn]

I would never use this saying and would probably slap anyone who did.

Unless I wanted someone to actual paint me a certain colour. Which has happened... never.

I hate the phrase man. It was annoying enough when I had to read it written by Americans but now it's creeping into the UK. I've actually stopped someone in their tracks in the pub threatening them with a broken bottle to face if they continued.

They did not continue.