...Okay it was pretty funny. Just... don't do it again. K?
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...Okay it was pretty funny. Just... don't do it again. K?
k :)Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
(KHI)
Aladdin: Genie! Get rid of these guys!
Genie: *poofs away Sora, Donald and Goofy*
Aladdin: -_-
Sora:Hey Kairi.
Kairi:What.
Sora: Do you want to go on a date.
Kairi:OMGLOLOLOLOMGOMGOMGYESYESYES!!!
Sora:....hehe all right!
Later that night....
Sora:GIGITYGIGITYGOO!!!!
Kairi:OH SORA YES YES!!!!
Riku walks in....
Riku: Hey Sora can I borrow your.....WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!
Sora: .....uhhhh.
Kairi:Oh we're just doing that 100000 piece jigsaw.
Riku:But I wanted to help......:cry:
~ At Radiant Garden, Merlin's house ~
Sora: hey guys...ummm whats wrong with Leon?*Point to Squall*
Cid: Some Resident Evil character was so piss to our guy for stealing his name.
Leon 'Squall': Mommy, mommy, mommy...
~ Outside... ~
Leon Kennedy: COME OUT NAME STEALER *Start shotting with his gun* COME!
~ Back inside ~
Sora: Crap...
Goofy: ...huk...
Donald: well...
Nemesis: ...
Samus: You know him?
Nemesis: ...Not realy...
Snake: Lets see...
Raiden: Snake! He'll kill you!
Tron, Megaman & Zero: That user is odder than the rest.
James: So what you're going to change you name to?
Leon 'Squall': ...Harry!
~ Elsewhere in Silent Hill, graveyard ~
Harry: *Came back from the dead* Hell no I'll let someone steal MY name! *Start walking to find Squall*
Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Will. I no longer love you. Jack has captured my heart.
Will: WTF!!! *stabs Jack in the back*
Elizabeth: Um, not that Jack. *Walks over to Jack Skellington*
Will: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ....Whoa. Mega plot twist.
Sephiroth: Cloud, after you kill me, I will come back you know.
Cloud: But how?
Sephiroth: ... Life Materia.
Cloud: WTF?!?!
Sephiroth: Yes, Cloud. That is why I live for so long.
Cloud: Then I'll destroy all the life materia.
Later...
Cloud: I'm done.
Sora: Umm, Cloud?
Cloud: Hm?
Sora: Sephiroth just killed Aerith again.
Cloud: S**t
~ Elsewhere... ~Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
Jack Sparrow: Where the bloodly hell am I, savy?
Random Dead Person: AH! A LIVE HUMAN! RUN FOR YOUR AFTER-LIFE!
Jack Sparrow: Savy?
YRP: Time to go!!
Bumps into Berserker
Yuna: Hey, move your fat @$$ out of the...
The Berserker turns around.
Yuna: Uh.... I didn't mean it... I swear!!!
Paine: But I did. Move your fat @$$ out of the way you stupid fat @$$!
Rikku: Uhhh... did that make sence? Ouch! My head hurts from thinking.
Sora then stabs through Berserker. and turns around to see his friends.
Paine: Hey you! move your skinny @$$ out of our way!
Yuna: You know what Paine? Sometimes you can be a real pain!!
Sora turns around and chases them off with his Keyblade. Doing as we say: "Swatting at flies!"
~ When Sora&co first meet YRP ~
Goofy: So who are you? *huk* *huk* *huk*
Yuna: My name is Yuna.
Paine: ...Paine.
Rikku: And I'm Rikku.
Sora: Riku? *Look closer at Rikku* OMFG! RIKU! YOU BECAME A GIRL! WHAT HAPPEN?
Yuna::eek:
Paine: o.O *Look at Rikku* Rikku, did you used to be a guy?
Rikku: I NEVER MEET HIM BEFORE AT ALL!
Donald: Wait a minute, what do you mean 'before'?
Rikku: I still a girl the whole time beside I DID have sex with him before...
Sora: WHAT!?!:eek: THE ONLY PERSION THAT HAVE SEX WITH ME IS KAIRI...
Rikku: Thats true, BUT you keeped on calling ME Kairi when I didn't told you my REAL name!
Sora: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wait a minutes...THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I EVER HAVE!
Rikku: And the funny thing is...
Sora: I remember that the first sex I had is two years ago, with a blonde haired girl, at first it was Kairi when she had dye her hair, but...
Rikku: That WAS me.
Goofy, Donald, Yuna & Paine: o.O
*Elsewhere*
Riku: And I though this coundn't get any bader than before, I'm dead wrong. I don't want to be found because not only that I look like Xehanort's heartless but also now Sora THINKS I'M A GIRL!!!!!! I want to die. KILL ME GOD, KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!
~ Outside of Ansem the wise's bedroom ~
Mickey: I wonder if the REAL Ansem is behind that door...*Open the door...* o.O
Real Ansem: *Stop Praying Pictures of Mickey* Hi friend, he he he...this is not what its look.
Mickey: I think you need help, and I know who can.
Real Ansem: NOT DR. PHIL, ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!K
~ Before fight with Sephiroth ~
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Get out of here, I want to fight someone else.
Sephiroth: WHAT!?! I'm sure you want to fight a mamma's boy like me? Or a clown like Kefka, or a cross dresser like Kuja?
Kefka&Kuja: WHAT!?!:mad2: :mad2:
*Sephiroth, Kefka and Kuja are fighting eachother*
Sora: *Eating his popcorn* At lest I don't have to fight all three of them...
*Cloud shows up*
Cloud: THERE YOU ARE...um...I think I'll just go srew with Seph's Mom.* Gone off to find Sephiroth's mother*
Sora: I can't wait...*Gone off to also find Sephiroth's mother*
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Karen? Is that you?
Cloud: Huh...?
Sephiroth: Take that back about my mama!
Cloud: Are you... drunk?
Sephiroth: LOLOLOLOL... You're alright, Cloud.
Cloud: Ummm...:sweatdrop
Seohiroth: Hey Cloud wanna hear a secret?
Cloud: ...
Spehiroth: Tifa's hawt.
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: Wanna hear another secret?
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: YOUR MOM!
Sora: Cloud? Is Sephiroth drunk?
Cloud: I think so.
Goofy: Is that what it's like to be drunk? I'm never gonna drink again a-hyuk.
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: *naked* IM STREAKING!! W00T!
Cloud: :eek:
Sora: :barf:
Goofy: :whoa:
Tifa: :cry:
Donald: :thumb:
(Ohh, yeah. Donald likes it ^^)
~ At TWTNW, meeting room ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone settel down.
Axel: What is this meet about THIS time?
Marluxia: I'm the lowest member here...*crying*...Axel burn my petties...
Axel: Quit it fag boy, pinky boy, girly man, homo...
Xemnas: SHUT UP! Now as your wondering why we're here right? *All other Nobodies nod* Good, now read the TODAYS newspaper. It says "Is the Organization the bad guys or gay guys?" We need a way to stop this from getting around?
Axel: I can think of three members that are gay. 1) He sing like a girl [Demyx]. 2) He act like a girl [Marluxia]. 3) His name can reput as 'Mansex' [Xemnas].
Demyx: I have an idea!
Xemnas: What the idea is?
Demyx: Get a REAL FEMALE NOBODY to become out member.
Xemnas: Thats...not a bad idea at all, infact its the first 'good' idea you can come up with.
Demyx: THANKS SIR!!!!
Xemnas: Don't push you luck...
* A week later, Xemnas' room*
Saïx: Oh great one...
Xemnas: Drop the 'great one' line, now what do you want.
Saïx: ...I found our new soon-to-be member...
Xemnas: Tell him to piss off...
Saïx: ...Her name is Larxene.
Xemnas: I don't AND can't care about...wait a minute...you said 'Her'? As in a FEMALE?
Saïx: ...Yup.
Xemnas: ...Well?
Saïx: Well what?
Xemnas: What are you waiting for? welcome our new member and show her around, I'll tell every other Nobodies that we finally got a FIRST FEMALE MEMBER!
Saïx: What are you talking about?
Xemnas: Were you at the meeting last week?
Saïx: No, I was out to pay the bills thanks to Luxord.
*Outside Xemnas' room*
Larxene: WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO THIS TIME?
(In TWtNW kitchen)
Xemnas: Okay....since Axel burned our old table we are having to use a air hockey table...
Xaldin:..air means wind doesn't it?(somehow turns the table on with his wind powers)
Demyx:....Hey Roxas, pass the sauce.
Roxas:Here(slides sauce bottle to Demyx)
Demyx: (covered in Ketchup)YOU LEFT IT OPEN!!!!DANCE WATER DANCE!!(the rest of the sauce flys towards Roxas, missing barely)
Xigbar:...Demyx...(loads guns)
Demyx: Crap...
Roxas:Phew...
Axel: Must.....say....it....FOOD FIGHT!!!
20 minutes later.
Xemnas: After todays...incedent there shall be a ban on ANY thing which isn't a table, but can be used as one.
Xaldin:NNNOOOO, not the air hockey table....(grabs lances).....Roxas.....Axel....Demyx.....go.....stabbity.....STABBITY!!!!
:hahaha:
In TWtNW
Roxas:Hey, Axel. Do you want to see a really cool move that I learnt.
Axel: Do I have too?
Roxas:Yeah, its cool *The keyblade appears in my hand and starts vibrating fast* See, ts cool.
Axel:Man, thats sucks ass.
Larxene: *runs up to Roxas and Axel* Errmm..can I borrow that, mine broke *She grabs his keyblade and runs off*
Roxas & Axel::confused:
[The UFO]
~ in TWTNW, Meeting room ~
Xemnas: Settel down...
*All other Nobodies still talking*
Xemnas: SHUT UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR a$$...?
*Larxene walk in, puke on Saïx's hair and sit down in her seat*
Xemnas: What happen THIS time Larxene? Drinking?
Larxene:...UFO...Anal...Probing...
*All other Nobodies thinks Larxene is joking*
Larxene: ...Carry...Alien...Baby...
All other Nobodies: o.O
Xemnas: ROXAS, GO FIND YOUR OTHER AND BRING HIM HERE! AND RIKU!
Roxas: Fine *Starts going for a hunt for Sora and Riku*
~ Elsewhere, Deep Space (when you are not on any world) ~
Alien1: Have you plant my seeds in her? *Point to a picuter of Larxene*
Alien2: Yes brother, soon she'll give birth to your child.
Alien1: Ofcorse my dear sisther.
Alien1&2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[Xehanort(Heartless) or Xemnas(Nobody)?]
~ In TWTNW, Axel's room ~
Axel: Got 7?
Demyx: Fish.
Roxas: Fish.
Larxene: Fish.
Naminé: Here. *About to pass card '7' to Axel when...*
Xemnas? (Intercom): When I call for out next meeting, every Nobodies must be there as...NUDE...as wearing nothing...Thats same goes for you Naminé...that is all for now...
Axel: Is it me or he's getting even more nutter?
~ Xemnas' Room ~
Xehanort: Thoese fools, they don't know what hit them, MAAA HA HA HA *Leave the room, Xemnas just came in his room*
Xemnas: I got to tell every Nobodies about this *Turn the intercom*
~ Back to Axel's Room ~
Xemnas: ALL NOBODIES MUST GO TO THE MEETING ROOM NOW!
Axel: We better do what he said...
~ 5 Minutes later, in the Meeting room ~
Xemnas:*Just came in* Ok I need to...um...why are you Nobodies are wearing...nothing?
Zexion: ...Because you said so.
Xemnas: ...?
(In TWtNW, Proof of existence)
Axel::shifty: (Sneaking out of room IX with a Sitar)
the next morning....
Demyx:....lalalalala....WHERES MY SITAR!!!
On the Altar of Naught....
Axel: (holding Sitar) Oh look at me, I'm Demyx, and I have a big, blue C:skull: :skull: :skull:
Roxas, Luxord and Marluxia: LOLOLOLOL
(Xemnas looks out of window)
Xemnas: He's finally grown up (cries)
Demyx:......My Sitar-is-being-misused-in-a-insulting-way-to-me sences are tingling.
Axel: ("playing" with the Sitar) LALALALAALALALAL......oh....hey Demyx.
Demyx: (holding...LEMON JUICE)Dance...
Axel:no...no...
Demyx:water....
Axel: Demyx....don't do it!
Demyx: DANCE!!!(Lemon Juice goes into Axels eyes)
Axel:THE PAIN....
X, XI and XIII: Uhhh.....(Demyx looks at them with more lemon juice)RUUUNNNN
Yuna: I want to find him....
Rikku:Er...Yuna?
Paine:This isn't Final Fantasy X-2....
Yuna:who cares!, i wanna find him! *cries*
*Later meeting in Hollow Bastion with Co.*
Sora:So what should we do?
Yuna:*clears throat* um...can you help me find him?...
Sora:Hun?..who's him?
Yuna:You know him...
Sora:*looks at Donald* him? *points*
Donald:Ahh!! Hey!
Yuna:No not him...Him!
Sora:*points at Goofy*
Yuna:Grrrr...No...
Rikku: *whipers in Yuna's ear* He meet him before...
Yuna:*nods* You meet him before...but...he's not here...so can you help me find him?
Sora:Un...o.k...what does he look like?
Yuna:Well...He has spikey curl out hair...kind of like me and...
Sora:Oh!...un...i'll be back it's gonna take a while! *runs*
Donald and Goofy: :confused: :confused:
*Later*
Sora:Hey girl i found him!
Yuna:Really?! :love:
Sora:Yeah..it was hard seen he was dead...
Yuna:Yes..Yes...*nods*
Sora:*pulls his arm and he comes in*
Yuna:OH IT'S....Not you...who is that?...Thats not him!
Sora:Yes it is... Tell Her Marluxia
Yuna:What what?!
Rikku and Paine::greenie: :eek:
Marluxixa: *looks at Yuna* :love:
Yuna:Un...Oh...
Marluxia:Why did you leave me?!
Yuna:Un...
Rikku:Yuna whats this all about? :eek:
Paine:Really.....:eep:
Sora::)
Donald & Goofy::eek: :eek:
Marluxia:Me and you had alot of fun that night!
Yuna:Um....
Rikku:What fun?...
Paine whipers in Rikku ears
Rikku::eek:
Yuna:I better...leave....*flys away*
Marluxia:Wait you can't leave me again! *runs after Yuna*
Sora:My work here is done :D
Donald:O.o
Goofy:Aw...true love
Rikku:Bad Yunie!
Paine::eep:
(In Alantica(KH1))
Sora:AARRGHHHH...I'M DROWNING.....AND THE MUSIC.....ARRGGGHHHH!!!!
Its time to see Yen Sid...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
~ Sorcerer's Loft, Inside the Tower, Twilight Town ~
Yen Sid: Have you found it yet?
Sora: We have been looking EVERYWHERE and did not told us what to look for!
Yen Sid: Well...Its a book call 'VGB'.
Sora: ...Everyone, we off again...Nemesis, what are you look at?
Nemesis: *Looking inside the book tital 'VGB'*...*drolling*
James: *Look over to see what Nemesis see...*:eek: OMFG, MY WIFE IS HAVE SEX WITH JILL VALENTINE [Nemesis: Instead of try to kill her, I sould have sex with her], YUNA [Paine&Rikku:O.o], CHERYL MASON [Harry Mason: WHAT!?!], EVA [Soild Snake: Mommy?], TIFA [Cloud is about to kill Tifa], ASHEY [Leon K has gone nuts], SEPHIROTH'S MOM [Sephiroth: I had it!*gone of to kill his mother and leave her dead*], SAMUS [Samus: WHERE OR WHEN DID YEN SID GOT THAT FROM???], KAIRI...
Sora: WHAT??????*turn to Yen Sid* YOU ARE SO DEAD YEN SID! *Sora change to Final Form*
Yen Sid: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HELP ME!!!!!!! *Everyone attack Yen Sid*
Sora: *KH2 keyhole lock thing*
Donald: Sora, MUST you flip around like that EVERY TIME you lock a keyhole?
Sora: Well, EXCUSE ME, oh pantless one!
Goofy: *cowers in the corner*
Goody: So where we going now? A-hyuk.
Donald: *indecipherable chatter*
Goofy: ..huh? A-hyuk.
Sora: Thats right Donald, we're going to Disney Castle!
*At DC*
Queen Minnie: Theres a terrible inter dimensional portal in the basement. We need you to travel through this incredibly dangerous and unstable piece of crap and save the world.
Sora::eek:
Goofy::eek: ....a-hyuk.....
Donald: *Wets himself*
*Timeless River*
Goofy: We're just like we were fourteen years ago! A-huk
Donald: Wak! Where'd Sora go?
Donald and Goofy: *look around like idiots*
Goofy: I see him! A-hyuk
Sora: *is an infant*
Donald and Goofy: :sweatdrop
~ In TWTMW ~
*Xemnas' back from his hoildays*
Xemnas: I'M BACK!
*A red-haired girl shows up*
RHG: HEY EVERYNOONE, MANSEX BACK! SHE'S BACK!
Xemnas: WTF ARE YOU?
RHG: You know, Axel.
Xemnas: ...YOU'RE NOT AXEL!
~ In TWTNW(diffent one) ~
Axel: WHERES MANSEX?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Saïx: WHERES THE GREAT ONE?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Demyx: WHERES OUR BOSS?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM! *look at Luxord* HELP ME LARXENE!
Luxord: I'm Luxord...SHE'S Larxene...*Point to Larxene*
Larxene:*look at Xemnas(F)*:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
*Roxas apear*
Roxas: WOW! XEMNAS HAS CHANGE SEX!!!!!!
Xemnas(Female): ...help...
beast:will you sleep with me?
belle:uhh no sure you have your points but i think that will go under beastyallity, besides even told me your real name
Beast: Fine, My real name is Harry Cook.Quote:
Originally Posted by aerisfantatic
Belle: Did you just say hairy co-
Beast: I said Cook!
As what/whos VGB REAL OWNER is...Quote:
Originally Posted by DragonfaceIts time to see Yen Sid...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
~ Sorcerer's Loft, Inside the Tower, Twilight Town ~
Yen Sid: Have you found it yet?
Sora: We have been looking EVERYWHERE and did not told us what to look for!
Yen Sid: Well...Its a book call 'VGB'.
Sora: ...Everyone, we off again...Nemesis, what are you look at?
Nemesis: *Looking inside the book tital 'VGB'*...*drolling*
James: *Look over to see what Nemesis see...*:eek: OMFG, MY WIFE IS HAVE SEX WITH JILL VALENTINE [Nemesis: Instead of try to kill her, I sould have sex with her], YUNA [Paine&Rikku:O.o], CHERYL MASON [Harry Mason: WHAT!?!], EVA [Soild Snake: Mommy?], TIFA [Cloud is about to kill Tifa], ASHEY [Leon K has gone nuts], SEPHIROTH'S MOM [Sephiroth: I had it!*gone of to kill his mother and leave her dead*], SAMUS [Samus: WHERE OR WHEN DID YEN SID GOT THAT FROM???], KAIRI...
Sora: WHAT??????*turn to Yen Sid* YOU ARE SO DEAD YEN SID! *Sora change to Final Form*
Yen Sid: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HELP ME!!!!!!! *Everyone attack Yen Sid*
~ In TWTNW, Zexion's Room ~
Zexion: WTF IS MY VBG!*choking Xenmas' neck*
Xenmas: w....h....a....t....?
Zexion: VBG IS MY PRON BOOK, THAT IS ALSO MY WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!
Xenmas::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eep: *Died due to lack of air*
Namine:Hi Xehanort...
It's XEMNAS....hi Braig...
It's XIGBAR....hi Dilan...
It's XALDIN....hi Even...
It's VEXEN....hi Aeleus...
It's LEXAEUS....hi Ienzo...
It's ZEXION....hi Sai...
It's SAIX....hi Ale...
It's AXEL....hi Dyme...
It's DEMYX....hi Urlod...
It's LUXORD....hi Rulmari...
It's MARLUXIA....hi Arlene...
It's LARXENE....hi Roxas...
It's SORA......(everyone looks at Sora) uuhhh....bye....
GET HIM!!!!!
Yeah this is what I think their names are...
~ At the Cross Road ~
Sora: wait guys, I think I got stones in my shoes
*As Sora remove his 50 SIZE shoe, a 100,000 SIZE FOOT came out*
Donald: :eek:
Goofy: *Ran away* LOOK OUT DONALD!!!!
*Donald died by 'Big foot'*
Sora: HEY WAIT UP! *Ran after Goofy, who is running for his life!*
~ a week later... ~
CCN(Host): Good morning everyone, tonight we have a story that BIG FOOT is real.
CCN(Reporter): Thats right, see that hole there.* Point to Sora's foot print* There is no way any NORMAL would have a foot THAT big, infact THE biggist shoes there is is a 50 size shoe. This foot however is 2000 times bigger, which leave one thing: HOW DID A 100,000 SIZE FOOT COULD FIT A 50 SIZE SHOES!?! Back to you.
Tifa: I'm looking for someone with spiky hair.....
Sora: ...(Me? Riku? Leon? Cloud? Sephiroth?) .....
Tifa: Ummm.. have you seen Cloud?
Sora: Uh, yeah he went to fight Sephiroth.
Tifa: D'oh!
~~Later~~
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Cloud.... I've been waiting for you.
Cloud: *runs at Sephiroth, trips and falls on Sephiroth's sword- instantly dies*
Sephiroth: ..........................
Sora: O NOES!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11!11ONE!
Sephiroth: I should probably go now.
Vincent: *Shoots Sephiroth.*
Tifa: You aren't even in this game.....
Vincent: Well I should be. I'm m ore bitchin' then Wakka, but he made it in. And Tidus. And Selphie. And YUFFIE, for God's sake.
Barret: My speach pattern and rude @#&@# swearing probably (*)@%^# prevented my fro' gettin' in this God-@!#& game. Yo.
Cloud: Bleeding to death... why wont you help?
Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith: ITS A REUNION!!
Cloud: My blood hurts.
Sora: I'm gonna go now......
Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith: BYE BYE!! And if you see the Black Caped man, tell us!
Sora: ...........
[The UFO 2]Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
~ Inside Roxas' Gummi Ship 'Shadow' ~
Roxas: Ok Sora...Where are you...?*A UFO flying pass by, few seconds later Sora's ship 'Highwind' pass by* :eek:
*Inside Highwind*
Sora: HOW DARE YOU TO TAKE KAIRI AWAY AND MADE HER TO CARRY ONE OF YOUR KIDS!!!
Riku: YEA!
Kairi: I'M GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW!!!!
*A minute later*
*Ping*
*Kairi gave birth to THREE Alien Babies*
Alien Baby 1: Mama*At Kairi*
Alien Baby 2: Dada*At Sora*
Alien Baby 3: HOST! *At Riku*
Riku: Not another one...
Sora: I see dead Hear.....(dies)
Goofy: (carrying a sword...:eek: ) STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
*Later...*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
~ In TWTNW (The First One) ~
Namine: Why do I have to find Xemnas, I'm not even a member...
Blonde Guy: Hey Babe.
Namine: Roxas?
BG: Nope. *Start his drawing on Namine's dress*
Namine: O.o
~ In TWTNW (Second One) ~
Roxas(Male): *Runing past Xigbar* GO AWAY! I'M NOT NAMINE!
Roxas(Female): *Runing after Roxas(M)* COME BACK NAMINE!
Xigbar: ...*Blink*...*Blink*...*Blink*...WOW! I didn't know Namine could use the same Keyblades as Roxas and he's holding his at the same time!
[From XIII to XIV]
~ In TWTNW, Xemnas' Room ~
Namine: MAKE ME A MEMBER!
Xemnas: Sorry, only Nobodies can join.
Namine: I AM! I'M KAIRI'S NOBODY! NOW MAKE ME A MEMBER OR I'LL TELL EVERY OTHER NOBODIES THAT YOU...
Xemnas: OK! OK! I WILL! JUST DON"T TELL THEN THAT!!!
~ Later...In the Meeting Room ~
Roxas: Whats going on?
Axel: New Member?
Xemnas: *Just show up* I'm finally going to make a Nobody who we have for some time but never as our member, will become oue member.
Larxene: There is too many MALES around here.
Xemnas: No. XIV...Namine.
*Namine shows up, wearing black 'Members Gear' instead of her white dress*
All Other Nobodies: O.o/OMG/WTF!?!
aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better
tifa:and what makes you say that?
aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first
tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers
aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly
tifa: your mad cause cloud like me
aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated
Tifa: I'M THE MOST SEXY FINAL FANTASY GIRL THERE IS! NOONE CAN BEAT ME!
*Lighting walking past by*
Leon: Petty...*slowly walking after Lighting*
Auron: Whos your daddy? *Walking after Lighting as well*
Sephiroth: That woman looks like Cloud.
Cloud: The maker of FFXIII made a female version of me, that must be her.
*Sephiroth&Cloud walk after Lighting, together!*
Yuna: Have you seen Tidus...*saw Lighting*...Never mind *walk after Lighting*
Sora: Forget Kairi or Namine. *Ran after Lighting*
*2 Hours later, Tifa's alone*
Tifa:...maybe being emo not so bad afterall...
Pluto - "E=MC squared according to Einstein.... Holy mother lords of pearls, i can smurfen talk!!! HAHA, in your face mickey you damn rat. :p
~ In TWTNW, outside of Xemnas' room ~Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Xemnas:Mmmmmm*open his door...* WTF!?!
*A size 100,000 foot print in Xemnas's room*
Xemnas: ...WE GOT BIGFOOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!
~ Roxas' Room ~
Roxas: *Trying to put his shoes back on* That shougth teach him 'never pissed a Keyblade master off'.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aerisfantatic
You really don't know when to quit, do you?
Tron: MCP, YOUR GOING DOWN!
MCP: Nice try Tron. Can't you do better than that?
Sora: Do you want AIDs?
MPC: O_O NOT THE AIDS, ANYTHING BUY THAT!
(In the Leaf Village)
Sora: Weird world this is.
Donald: YOU ARE NOT F****** YODA!!!!
(Naruto appears in Sexy no Jutsu form)
Naruto: Hi Boys!!!
Sora::eek: :eek: :) :) :D :D
Goofy::eek::eek: :confused: :confused: :eep: :eep:
Donald: :eek: :eek: :( :( :cry: :cry:
Roxas: :eek: :eek: :tongue: :tongue: :greenie: :greenie:
Sora and Co die from nose bleeds
neither do you.. why do you care so much what i think.. now cut it out you dont want to close another thread, and this is like a fanfic remember? just look at the titleQuote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34Quote:
Originally Posted by aerisfantatic
You really don't know when to quit, do you?
Kairi: Hey Riku!
Riku: No time to talk, Kairi, I'm trying to look moody and cool.
Kairi: Huh?
*Mickey shows up*
Mickey: Have either of you seen Sora this morning?
Riku/Kairi: No
*They hear rap music playing and Sora walking towards them wearing pimp gear*
Sora: Yo what's going down in the hood homies? *looks at Kairi* Ooh, you got some serious booty there sister.
Kairi: What?
Riku: He must have succumb to the darkness. Mickey! Try to bring him back to the light!
Mickey:.......*sighs* Damn kids...
Aeris: Cloud pick me!!!!
Tifa: No pick me.
Sephiroth: No Cloud, Pick me!!
Cloud: Sorry girls but Sephi has a real big one. Sword I mean. *Snickers*
*Sephi and Cloud walk into the sunset.*
Tifa: WTF!!!!!
Aeris: Man that always happens.
*Sora walks along*
Sora: Hey girls whats up?
Aeris: Sora pick me!!
Tifa: No pick me
Riku: No Sora, pick me.
Sora: Sorry girls but Riku has a real big one. Keyblade that is *Snickers*
*Sora and Riku walk off into the sunset.*
Tifa: Deja vu.
*Goofy walks along*
Goofy: Hey girls. *hyuk*
Aeris: Goofy pick me.
Tifa: Screw this. *Walks off*
Goofy: Sorry Aeris but I'm with Donald.
Aeris: Why does nobody love me!!!
Sephiroth: So, Aerith and Tifa, wanna see me try on my shoe collection again?
Tifa and Aerith: KILL ME
_____________________________
Riku: Kairi's heart, is inside you!
Sora: Who elses heart is in there?
Riku: Well, yours, Kairis, Donalds, Walt Disneys, Ronald McDonalds, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Michael Jackson
Sora: Oh, ye gods....
_____________________________
Axel: I'm gay.
_____________________________
Jack: Ye be fergetting one very important thing, mateys. I be Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
Barbossa: Aw, crap. Jack? Damn I be fergetting that was ye.
Jack: Wait... what?
______________________________
Cloud: Look, I'll level with you Aerith. You... just aren't hot... you're a complete cow... and frankly, Tifa is awesome in everyway
Aerith: But... dating you is the only way to relive my years with Zack.
Cloud: Oh, and there's that. And that fact that you are, and always will be, DEAD.
Tifa: I like kittens.
Cloud: .........
Aerith: ......... Me too.
Cloud: ..........
Tifa: There's too many ostriches here.
Aerith: I'm gonna go rape Zacks corpse now. Cloud, you can come if your pretend to be another Zack.
Cloud: Naw, I think I'll pass.
tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?
aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)
tifa:hey some of these are from cloud
aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...
tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)
aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)
tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude:mad:
cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*
tifa: what?
aeris: i sent that one along time ago
cloud: ya i really apreciate it!
tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else
(storms out)
aeris: whats wrong with her?
cloud: no clue
aeris&cloud::lovers:
(my opinion based fan fic)
Riku vs. Roxas
Roxas runs up the tower....
Riku: (snaps and music plays)
Roxas: WTF!!!
Riku takes of his cloak and is revealed as Michael Jackson!!!
Riku: CHAMONE!!!!I WANT YOUR KIDS
Roxas:barf:
Barney: Nobody loves me...
Dusk1: OMG! OMG! ITS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!
Dusk2: Lets kipnap him and bring him to our lords.
*Ping, Barney has been kipnap!*
*Later...*
Tinkey:Tinkey Winkey! Nobody loves me...
Dragoon1: TINKEY WINKEY HERE!
Dragoon2: GRAP HIM!
*Ping, Tinkey has been kipnap!*
*Later, again...*
Hi-5 Crew: Um...Nobody loves us...
Dancer1: HI-5!
Dancer2: LETS CATCH'EM ALL!
*Ping, Hi-5 Crew has been kipnap!*
*later...*
CCN Host: This is CCN live, tonight we have a lots of missing kiddies shows and the poice WITH the help of the FBI, they got nothing.
*In TWTNW*
Xemnas: AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!
Tinkey: ...I forgot my lines...
Xemnas: I SAID...AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!
*I'll stop here, you don't want to know what the other Nobodies are doing with other kiddies show hosts*
Goofy: No fair! I wanted to be the lion!
Quote:
Originally Posted by aerisfantatic
Hey, about the other thread, I'm sorry. I've been very cross lately (I'm figting w/ one of my best friends) and just needed to take it out on someone. But maybe you should post these things on a FFVII thread since they have nothing to do w/ KH in any way.
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Sephiroth: Now, Sora, I think I want your keybla-
Cloud: *stabs Sephiroth through back, like Sephy did to Aeris*
Cloud: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BASTARD?
Aeris: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Tifa: ....
Sora: ....
Cloud: I like air conditioners :bow:Bow down to the AC God, Tally Kupo!
Aeris: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Tifa: ....
Sora: ....
i know i was always planning to put sora in but i keep forgetingQuote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34Quote:
Originally Posted by aerisfantatic
Hey, about the other thread, I'm sorry. I've been very cross lately (I'm figting w/ one of my best friends) and just needed to take it out on someone. But maybe you should post these things on a FFVII thread since they have nothing to do w/ KH in any way.
_____________________________________
Sora:I see(gets head smashed)
Goofy: STOP SAYING THAT YOU (beep) MORON!!!(smashes Sora to bits)
Donald: :eek:
Goofy: You tell I kill.....get Sora clone #147
Sora: I(dies from sledgehammer related death)
Donald: GOOFY HE WAS GOING TO SAY "I AM SORA"!!!!
Goofy: You.....will.....make......nice......dinner...
Donald: NONNONONO GOOFY NNOOOOOOooooo.......
What... the... hell?
If you look back I did one with Goofy killing Sora with a sword for saying I see dead heartless.....it happened about 146 times.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
Anyways.....
Initiation part 1....
Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....
a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.
Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......
CONTRACT
I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.
Signed Maxs
This will be continued tomorrow.
I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.
can the mystery challenge be stealing my shuriken and throwing it at zexion's book?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clawsze
(don't even try to understand this, it's an inside joke)
Let's say it involves a certain Psycho....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~can the mystery challenge be stealing my shuriken and throwing it at zexion's book?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clawsze
(don't even try to understand this, it's an inside joke)
I'm psycho! =D
Oh... her... Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clawsze
Yes her...Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~I'm psycho! =D
Oh... her... Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clawsze
I'm going to do no.1 now.
The next morning...
Zexion:....So I told her,"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM" and she F****** threw a kunai at me!
Saix: Sounds nice.....
Axel:Good luck man, he doesn't look happy....
Maxs: I hate you....
Axel:....I like you too....
Maxs: ****er.....(poke)
Saix:What are you doing....
Maxs: I uhhh......tripped...
Saix: lies....(grabs claymore)....I hope you can turn into sand quickly...
At lunch...
Axel: You got off lightly man.....Roxas had a cut the size of Demyx's Sitar.
Demyx: Thats because he threw my baby at him..(cradling Sitar)..that nasty, wasty Saix hurt you didn't he?
Roxas: I still have the scar....
Maxs: Well, at least I don't need to worry about Appendisitis.
Axel: Anyways....CHALLENGE 2!!!
The next one will have blood.....a lot of blood....
Me next! Me Next!
What are you on about....this isn't the KHIS.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
oh, sure, but you get to initiate YOUR original character. that makes PERFECT sense.
(not really that upset but being sarcastic anyway)
Oh thats what you mean....you could make a parralel story for your character if you want, or make a different one....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
I haven't posted a joke here in ages...
the showdown
*Maxs and Zaimaxu standoff*
*the good, the bad, and the ugly theme*
*saix drops a hankerchief*
*Zaimaxu throws his shuriken. Yes, he has a gaint shuriken.*
*Maxs turns abdomen to sand, and the shuriken gets stuck in it*
Zaimaxu: "Oh... s**t...
Maxs: "Well, you're totally screwed now."
*horrible bloody murder ensues*
*Axel walks in with two lawnchairs and popcorn*
Axel: "Wha'd I miss?"
Saix: Not much. I do love a good bloodbath
Axel: amen to that.
XD
also, has anyone noticed there are hundreds of fanfics with every member of the Org in tact, but all 13 were only present for a matter of hours? The first 12 were there for a reasonably long time, i take it, but members started being killed just days (maybe weeks, tops, being we don't know how long Sora wandered the big grassy field...thing) after Roxas arrived, So the timeframe for all that has to be very small, relatively speaking.
The Showdown, Part two....
Zaimaxu is basically a floating head by now....
Saix: Pass the popcorn...
Maxs: LOLOLOL....IT'S JAMBI THE GENIE!!!
Zaimaxu: You do realise you have turned back to narmal with my Shuriken in you....and that I can still control it....(another massacre ensues)
Maxs: ......But I can make a sand body out of my corpse....
Zaimaxu: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!
Maxs: Because I is UBER!!!
Axel: Will you two just stop for a minute, Roxas and Dem are coming....
The whole Org, -Larx and Zexion, appears...
Saix: Well their goes the private show....
You should get the joke from the Zexions weapon topic.....
The Showdown: THR33!
Zaimaxu: Two can play at this game.
*Head spins rapidly, creates tornado*
*body parts scattered everywhere disappear*
*Tornado diappears, Zaimaxu is reformed*
Maxs: ....Ew....
*Zaimaxu's body is reassembled incorrectly, and appears deformed*
Zaimaxu:... Just a sec...
*Whirls around, appears reformed*
Zaimaxu: *whispers* hey, I have a great idea... wanna 'entertain' our audience?
Maxs:... good call.
Zaimaxu: *slightly yelling, as to sound suspicious* Hey Maxs, have you ever noticed I left out an 'N' When I annogramed my name?
Maxs: *also yelling* Why, no, Zai, I didn't.
Zaimaxu: You know what else is weird?
Maxs: Why no, Zai, what else is weird?
Zaimaxu: SUPA SANDSTORM POWNAGE COMBO!1!!!1!ONE11!!
*GAINT SANDSTORM DESTROYS OLD WESTERN TOWN!!!111!1*
Xigbar: NNNOOOOOOO MY HOME!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
Zex appears with Larx hgging his neck.
Zexion: What'd I miss.
Saix: Not much now Xig's going to kill Zaimaxu and Maxs....
Larxene: Oohh....come on Zexy, lets go back to your room....
Zexion: In 5 minutes...
Larxene: OK, i'll go get ready :kiss:
Axel: You did her didn't you Zex.
Zexion: Every which way....
Zaimaxu: *overhears conversation, does a great deal of eyetwitching* wow... Emo and the B**ch. what a story...
Maxs: uh... dude? *tugs shoulder, points at xigbar*
Zaimaxu: Oh... right...
Xigbar: You destroyed my home... NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!
Zaimaxu: Dude, don't you live in the Castle that Never Was?
Maxs: and furthermore, your somebody lived in Radiant Garden...
Xigbar:*gets brain cramp, then starts to walk away* My life is a lie... *Sob*
This story is AWESOME....I will finish/continue it soon....
Tale from sick of mind, love of the worst kind, Emo and the B**ch...
You could be a poet.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
Xigbar: AHA....I was abducted from my parents when I was 16 by a scientist....who studied.....hearts.....Xemnas......we need to talk...
Xemnas:....yikes!!
Zexion: Anyways, I need to go back to my room toooo.....watch TV....yeah....
Maxs:.......I wonder what he did to get HER to F*** him...
Zaimaxu:......I wonder.......
*Zaimaxu does some awesom ninja-ing and gets the skinny*
Zaimaxu: Hey Maaaaaxs...
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: Do you know what Zexion's book is called?
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: *whisper whisper*
Maxs:*face suddenly lights up*
*later, in Larxene's room*
Zaimaxu: Ok, I got the book from Zexion while he was waiting on larxene to... I guess finish changing... *shudders*
Maxs: now what?
Zaimaxu: *turns to page and rips it out*
Maxs: Here's the thumbtack
Zaimaxu: Now quick, before they finish... *shudders* It's too horrifying... I can't even think the words...
Maxs: doing eachother?
Zaimaxu: *cringe*
much later...
Larxene: Ah... *whistles like a giddy schoolgirl* *looks at her wall*
there is a peice of paper on the wall that reads:
CH XIV: MAKING THE B**CH BE YOUR B**CH
along with some meaningless text that larxene was too pissed off to read.
Zaimaxu: Not only did we go in her room and live, but there's going to be one less nobody in here...
Maxs: *Snigger*
still much later, following reconstructive surgery...
*Zexion is screaming in rage through the cast over his mouth, saying nothing distinguishable*
Zaimaxu: Get well soon...
Maxs: Yeah, we're really sorry to hear about what happened...
*both leave and get out of earshot, then cackle maniacally*
Zaimaxu: wait... I hear something...
Maxs: How!?
Zaimaxu: Dude, I'm a ninja. I stole Zex's book.
Larxene: *in her room a several yards off* I wonder who tacked that to the wall in the first place...
Zai & Max: *Simultaneously* we blame axel.
END? OR IS IT?
Axel: Who said my name?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
Larxene: Just the pyro I wanted.....do you have ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!(Puts page to face)
(Maxs and Zaimaxu start to beg to Axel behind Larxenes back)
Axel:.....I think thats the book I got for Zex at Christmas.....but I thought he was going for the prostitutes.....
Larxene:....Zexion is dead......again....(walks off to medical room, where muffled yelps of pain can be heard)
Maxs: How long until he gets that cast off his mouth.
Zaimaxu: 2 months.......thats about how long we have to live, eh.
Axel: And you will be doing it in MY control....
Maxs and Zai: S***
later...
Zaimaxu: well, we were bound to run into this eventually...
Maxs: yeah, but it was worth it...
Zaimaxu: Depends on your definition of 'Worth it"...
Axel: on your knees
*Zai and Max are in a state of utter disgust and fear, then axel walks away...*
Zai & Max: Phew...
*Zai & Max get smoked by chakrams*
Axel: STE-RIIIKE!
later...
Zai: wait... Zex can't prove that we did it, because he never atually saw us do it.
Max: and with any luck, we can play innocent *gets smoked by chakram*
Zai: as for that, I have an idea... OH MASTER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NICE, REFRESHING TEQUILA?
Axel: well, I am rather parxhed. Make it so.
*15 glasses later*
*Axel throws chakram and misses horribly*
Zai: wait... it gets better. Hey Axel, why don't you show Larxene that attack you've been working on?
Axel: Whell... It ish really cool.. Shure...
*Axel stumbles into Larx's room and starts to charge up, followed by a massive, alcohol powered explosion*
Maxs: Is there anything we can't do?
Zai: Survive if we get caught?
Maxs: good point.
Later...
Axel: Mff Mff MFfffMFFFmfF (how did I end up in HERE?)
Zexion: MMFF mmff mmf... (Join the club...)
END? probably not.
You are RIGHT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
7 weeks later....
Maxs: mmm......what is it Zai.
Zai: (knocking on Maxs's room door....)GET OUT NOW, WE NEED TO GO.....NOW!!!
Maxs: Why....I likey sleepy.....
Zai:1. Zexion gets his casts off today.
2. So does Axel, but he won't remember anything.
3. until Larxene tell him what happened....
4. He remembers WE WERE THE ONES TO TELL HIM TO DO THAT!!!
Maxs: (Checks calender)......DAMN....(gets clothes on and barges out of room)
Demyx: Whats happening.....
Roxas: ......damn.....yawn.....what are you doing......
Maxs: YOU SEE NOTHIN' YOU HEAR NOTHIN'(Knocks out both of them)
In the medical room the next day.....
Zexion: So what happened to you two....
Demyx: Mff MFFF mm MF mf mf(We were knocked out by Maxs and Zai....)
Roxas: MFF mf mmm FFF mmffmmf(Then thrown out in the city, tied up)
Demyx: MMff mmfff mf mf mmmf MMFF(Let's just say the heartless out there aren't friendly....)
Axel: Right......YOU TWO!!!!
Maxs: Yo, how you feelin'
Zexion: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Zai: NOW!!!
Maxs: YOU SEE NOTHIN'(Throws a small nuclear bomb in the room, just big enouth to blow the 4 up)YOU HEAR NOTHIN'.(Runs like hell)
Zai: Bye, Bye my favourite nobodies(follows Maxs)
5 minutes later...
Vexen: Where is my nuclear grenade and what was the bang in the Med room....
Maxs&Zai: LUXORD DID IT!!!
5 weeks later...
Zai: I think we're okay until Vexen finishes with the hazmat work...
Maxs: Yeah, how did they survive that!?
Zai: we're superpowered nobodies... I mean, god... axel is a nuklear bomb on LEGS.
Maxs: You may have a point...
Later... after luxord and vexen had a long talk...
man - Xemnas: Numbers 14 and 15
Zai/Maxs: HE DID IT!!!
Xemnas: *takes their picture* *sticks picture on a plaque
Maxs: IT STEALS MY SOUUUUL!!
Zai: Bwuh?
Xemnas: You two officially win Evildoers of the Month... Congradulations.
Zai: WOO!!
Xemnas: Everyone must hear about your accomplishments as evil underlings...
Maxs: God DAMN!!!
to be continued? *jaws theme*
~Wrong Fan club~
Larxene: WTF IS SORA FAN CLUB?!?*Saw a picure of Roxas* THERE IT IS! *Enter Roxas Fan Club* SORA I'M YOUR BIGGIST FAN!
Roxas: Um Larxene...Sora Fan Club is on the other side of the town...
Larxene: WTF?!?
how romantic:rolleyes2 :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Axel_girl
no way VII is the best hands down:tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by *~Angel Wing~*OMG that was effin hilarious!!! :lol: :kaolaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Slicksword45
Axel is my favorite Organization XIII member :love:, and he's right: Final Fantasy VIII is the best!!! :heart: :thumb: :kaohappy2
B-E-S-T. Got it memorized? :D
VI! IT'S VI! IT HAS MOG IN IT!
You guys are kinda getting a little completey way off topic.
Saïx: Kingdom Hearts, where is my heart?
Kingdom Heart: I thought you don't want your heart back?
Saïx: O_O , OH GREAT ONE!
*Xemnas apear*
Xemnas: I told you once, I told you 1000000 times. DON'T CALL ME GREAT ONE!
Saïx: But Kingdom Hearts spoke!
Xemnas: ...hold on for a second...*Dr Nobodies apear*...Saïx your going to the 'happy' house.
*Dr Nobodies drag Saïx to the nut house*
Xemnas: You five saw nothing, you didn't see anything...*Xemnas disapear*
Sora: What hes taking about?
Riku: If you think thats odd, try his Heartless counter-part.
Ansem(KH1): I HEARD THAT!
Riku: SHUT UP!
lol?
KHII FM+ SECRET ENDING
SPOILERS! SHIELD YOUR EYES IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE WHO NEVER SAW IT
*enigmatic soldier dashes at bald guy who lifts up the earth, and rises a mountain*
ES: You've gotta be f**king kidding me...
*At Castle Oblivion*
Axel:I can't eat this anymore...i have restoration! *throws out window* AHHHHH *farts*
Marluxia:......Your nasty.....And you didn't make any sents....
*Later*
Marluxia:So whats the real reason why you couldn't eat the spaghetti?
Axel:Well....*puts his hands on his sides* The spaghetti cold...
Marluxia:You stupited!, you could of warmed it up with your fire power!
Axel:....I never thought of that....
......IT SHALL CONTINUE......Part......whatever....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
Maxs:So we win this evil-whatchamajiga for blowing people up and destoying Xig's home?
Xemnas: Yup
Zai: Whats the prize?
Xemnas: Protection against every nobody except Marluxia, me, Saix, Xaldin and Leaxeus.
Maxs: The only members we HAVEN'T blew up......I'll meet you in Vexens lab, Zai....
Zai: Bring some explosive putty and laser spray....
LET THE MASSACRE CONTINUE!!!!
*5 Minutes Later*
*In Xemnas' room*
*xemnas looks at mass carnage, maxs and zai are charcoal black*
I forgot to mention... any permanent damage to the castle comes out of your paycheks...
Zai: We're gonna be washing dishes on this one aren't we?
Xemnas: You're smarter than you look.
.......just had to make this dramatic.....
:D :fencing: :shoot: :meditate: THE END!!!!:meditate: :shoot: :fencing: :D
or is it....:eek:
here is a try:
Sora: Lets go wait for Ansem and ambush him!
Donald & Goofy: yeah!
The went to a spot they knew he would be at
Sora: How long have we been waiting here?
Donald: 3 Hours.
Sora: 3 HOURS!! I hope Nothing bad happened to him!
Sora: Heartless....GOOFY GO GET THEM!!!
GoofY: No.
Sora: What?
Goofy: I said no, you M***** F*****
Sora::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
funny
~ On Rockferd Island...~
Alferd: You shall die girlie, Mha Mha Mha *Sounds of a aircraft is about to crash landing.* Oh crap...*Spack, 'Highwind' Gummi ship land on Alferd Ashfred*
Claire: WTF?
Sora: *Poke his head out of the gummi ship* Ummmmm... guys, where are we?
Nemesis: Rockferd Island...wait? ...I SMELL MR CHRIS REDFEILD!
Donald, Goofy, James, Tron, Megaman, Zero, Snake, Raiden and Samus: Who?
Claire: MY BROTHER!
Maximo: Yea...
Sora: Hold on...WTF YOU CAME FROM? *Point to Maximo*
Grem Reaper: Ok buddy, I told you NOT to sneak into other beings' ships!
you want things Kingdom Hearts caracters would never say?
[Link]
here's 8 minutes of it.
Sora is working at a fast food resturant
Sora is picking his nose
Sora: Wow! This one looks like Roosevelt!
*puts his finger in the fries*
Sora: Here's your fries
:barf: :barf: :barf:
Donald: The heyhole! Seal it Sora!
Sora:Hey! i gots an ideas *looks throught keyhole* :whaaa:.. :x_x: (dies)
Donald: What?*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:...:x_x: (dies)
Goofy:*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:... :thumb:
CloudandSephi. : What?:lovers: :kiss:
THE ADVENTURES OF ORGANIZATION XV (fifteen?)!!111!!
*espionage scene with Maxs and Zai sneaking into someone's room*
the next morning...
an ear shattering scream peirces the sunless morning in TWTNW...
"SOMEONE CUT OFF MY HAIR!!111!!"
and now Zaimaxu has a pink shuriken warmer of questionable usefulness and origin.
And if you can't figure out whose hair was cut off, you're dumber than you look.
Riku: Sora, how do you keep your hair bouncy and strong?
Sora: Well Riku, I use Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine to improve my hair tone, making it up to five times stronger and three times smoother!
Kairi: That's right, no more wild hair with Garnier Sleek and Shine!
Goofy: Theres a Key hole!
Donald: Seal it up!
Sora: I can't.
Donald&Goofy: Why not?
Sora: ITS A KEY SLOT, DUH!
Donald: CRAP!
Goofy: Then use the Keysheild!
Sora: And where I going to get that without having the Keyblade apear whenever its want!
Donald: Yea!
Goofy: Fine!
*Later...*
Sora: WHO THE HECK YOU TWO?
Roxas-a-like: Um...Finding our friend Xehanort.
Lady Kinght: Have you three seen him?
Goofy: Oh no!
Donald: WILL THESE BAD GUYS STOP BRING MORE OF THEM?!?
Sora: ATTACK!
Org XV
(Insert Mission Impossible scene where he gets the info from the PC while the other dudes being sick)
Zaimaxu: I got it...the....
Maxs:Shut up, and why didn't you just float down instead of using my sand rope.
Zai: Meh....lets go.
The next day...
Xaldin: LARXENE!! YOU TOOK MY BEAUTY MAGAZINE!!!!
How do YOU think he gets the info to get those dreads?
Queen Minnie: "Ooooh Donald, I haven't said it, but you really have taught me a lot of stuff today!"
D.Duck: "It's custom"
Q.Minnie: "When's our next...session?"
D.Duck: "When I feel like it, rat!"
Q.Minnie: "I love it when you bad mouth me, say it again"
D.Duck: "Aaaah shad'dap"
Q.Minnie: "Hehehe, you knows these days, the comfort you've shown me has been much...appreciated"
D.Duck: "What the King doesn't know won't hurt him"
GOOFY: "HOWDY, HILLLKKK...YOU HERE DIDN'T THINK THAT OLD GOOF HASN'T BEEN WATCHING THE TRUTH!"
Q.Minnie: "Shut up Goofy, after Donald's gone, then it's your turn"
GOOFY: "HILLKKKK...SO WE SWEEPING UP THE BROOMS"
Q.Minnie: "No dummy, we're having--crap, Mickey!?"
K.Mickey: "Arrrrghhh...what did I say about leaving me about, come on guys, lets have ourselves a good 'ol time!"
D.Duck&Q.Minnie&GOOFY: "HICKKEELLL
You sick B******
~ Later, in the underworld ~Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Sora:...
Donald:...
Megaman:...So this is where the users goes when they die?
Tron: Could be?
Zero:...
Nemesis: I'm bored.
Claire: ...and I'm like 'Shut up'...
Samus: ...I KNOW...
Maximo: Feel like we back some how...
Grem Reaper: Don't ask.
James: Are...
Goofy: NO! DEAR GOD NO! IF I HAVE TO HEAR "ARE WE THERE YET?" ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL YOU, GET THAT?!?
Auron: HEY! You can't kill living here, its taboo!
Sora: When did you join Auron?
Auron:...Just now, where else I would be?
Sora: Good point.
Cid: The thread....IT'S ALIVE!!!!
Ansem: kingdom hearts fill me with the power of darkness
Sora:have you taken your medication today Ansem.
Ansem :have you taken your shut the h*** up today
Riku: Build a raft Sora.
Sora: Build a raft Kairi.
Kairi: Build a raft MJ.
MJ: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WANT YOUR KIDDIES....I HAVE CANDY!!!
Sora: :D (Follows MJ)
Riku&Kairi: Idiot....
Sora: NNOOOOO.....HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......
MJ: CHAMONE!
the adventures of Org X and the Ghost of Marluxia....
(see KHIS for details on original characters... also Maxs drinks tequila)
Zaimaxu: somebody give me $2000 or I'll cut maxs' arm and catch it on this lit match!
Xyptrak: so?
Zaimaxu: check his BAC...
Girax: *checks* it's over 9000!!1!!111!! *dies*
Dixos: What!? 9000!? There's no way that's right! *dies*
Maxs: I think it's right.
Zaimaxu: Umm, it can't be 9000%. thats impossible. *checks* it's over 90!!!
Oryxu *stands in for Dixos* What!? 90!? There's no way-
Zaimaxu: *cuts Oryxu off* wait, how is Maxs alive?
Maxs: That... is a good question *quote from Zell becomes running joke* *sneezes and gets nosebleed*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
The End
*zooms out from screen, Zai standing next to screen*
Zaimaxu: That is just one reason why you should always drink in moderation. Plus Hitler died from alcohol poisoning. You don't want to be like hitler, do you?
Marluxia Jackson: Just BEAT IT! beat it! BEAT IT! beat it!
Best GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Clawsze
Jafar(in KH2): I AM JAMBI THE GENIE!
Yuna: Thanks goodnest we got them all.
Paine: But where we hind them?
Rikku: Leave them to me...
~ Later ~
Sora: Goody, goody, goody!
Goofy: More chests?
Donald: Sora's ALWAYS opening every chest he see.
Sora: I like this part...*Opening*...WHOOOOOOOOO!WOLF!WOLF!*Howling* THIS IS EVEN BETTER!
Donald&Goofy: What?
Sora: A LOTS OF NUDE PHOTOS OF YUNA, PAINE & RIKKU!
~ Later again ~
Yuna: OH NO!
Rikku: Someone found them.
Paine: WHERE YOU HID THEM IS ALSO THE PLACE WHERE SORA WOULD LOOK FIRST!!!!!
Sora looks at Axel fading.
Sora: That's nasty....
Random Cop: Ok kid, pick one thats rob you, rape you and killed your buddy Riku.
Sora: Ummmmmmmmm...All six of them look the same...
*Over the other side of the 'Magic Mirror'*
Valor: Dude! I can't cast magic!
Wisdom: And I can't poke people!
Final: I can't even stay on the ground.
Master: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Limit: %#^#^ %@^!* @%^@$ ^#@*#*
Anti: Ok, What did Limit says?
Master: *Woken up* He said 'I did it!'.
Sora: HIM! *Point to Master*
Cop: Ok. 1, 2, 3, 5 & 6, you guys can go home now.
Master: I'm numbered 4, Thats means...DAMN YOU LIMIT FORM!
Riku: Sora?
Sora: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Riku:*poke*
Sora:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Riku:*pokepokepokepokepokepoke*
Sora:ZZZZZZZZ-*bite*
Riku: OW, you soon of a *****
~ In a 'City of Heartless' ~
*It was a peaceful time*
Neo-Shadow: Good day sir, how may I help you.
Shadow: A bread, a jam and a milk.
Neo-Shadow: Just a mon...
*Just then a dark evil dude came with the weapon of doom.*
Neo-Shadow: THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE! THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE! THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE!
Shadow: WOMEN AND KIDS FIRST!
*As what the 'Evil dude' is thinking...*
Sora (to himself): Heartless, Heartless, more Heartless. Time to get rid'em all.
sora: i am not gay
donald: smurf the police!
Goofy: *something serious*
Sora: KARI!:eep:
Riku: I want a yellow bikini top and cut offs
Axel: Man, I am kinda a bitch.
Mickey: Minnie! Do the god damned dishes already! (this is why he is never at the castle (usually))
Cloud: I am happy.
ME: This game sucks!
~ In TWTNW ~
Dusk (No.45): NOT AGAIN!
Dusk (No.123): What?
45: I have been ordered by Saix to take nude photos of Larxene.
123: Tell me about it, Demyx told me to keep Larxene's room unlock.
45: I got an idea!
*Later*
Axel: La la la...AHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG!
Xemnas: Whats going on.
Axel: Saix's sleeping with Demyx!
Xemnas: Saix? HOW COULD YOU! *Ran away crying*
Demyx: Get you dinky out of my butt!
Saix: But it was a pair of Dusks that made me to do this!
Axel: DON'T BLAME THE DUSKS, THEY'RE TOO DUMB TO THINK AND DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT US AROUND!
45&123: He he he...
Luxord:.....POKER TIME!!!
After 10 minutes, all Org XIII is in Luxord's room.
After another 10 minutes, Luxord changes it to strip poker.....this is the responses....when Luxord loses....
Xemnas: Indeed....you are disturbed Luxord...(Wanders off and gets hit by a London Bus, summoned by Luxord)
Xigbar: Heh, should be fun.....OH SWEET JEBUS!!!(pukes)
Xaldin: Stabbity stabbity STAB!(runs off)
Vexen: OW.....I have to go(Chases Xaldin)
Leaxeus:.....ug....(Dissappears)
Zexion:....WWEEEEE SUGAR!!!!(Raids fridge for any source of chocolate)
Saix:.........(Drops dead)
Axel: LOLOLOL!!!(Dies laughing)
Demyx:...Where does that go?.....
Marluxia:...OH MY GAWD, EEEKKKKKKKK(runs off to go gossip)
Larxene:(foaming at mouth)
Roxas walks in to see the Org either dead of crazy.
Zexion: HEY ROXAS, WANT ICE CREEEEEAAAMMMM!!!!
*Later...*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
45: Are you ready?
123: I'm ready!
*The next day...*
Xaldin: MY HAIR! WHO CUT MY HAIR AND COLOUR'EM PINK...I'LL GET YOU MARLUXIA!
Sora: Be one with the Keyblade.......hey! Don't put me in there!I'm not your house key! NO NOOOOOOOooooo......
*Kairi and Riku are playing KH2*
Kairi: I know how to kill Xemnas in two minuets.
Riku: How?
Kairi: A magic item, sugar!
*Ping! Sora learned "Sugar Rush!"
Final Battle*
Sora: OMGWTFREDBULLGIVESYOUWIINGS! :D :D :D :D
Xemnas: The Red Bull pun,:eek: :eek: NOOOO!
Xemnas melts.
Sora: INYOUANDITHEREISANEWLANDANGELSINFLIGHT... :D :D :D *Backwards* ...INEEDMOREAFFECTIONTHANYOUKNOW! :D :D :D
Riku: Wow, that Sugar Rush is too fast. :eek:
Kairi: He sang the whole song backwards, and the scene still isn't over!
The next day...
Sora: ISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLEI...:D :eek: :D :eek:
*BANG!*
Riku and Kairi: SHUT THE F**k UP!!!:frust::frust:
Sora: IBELIVEICANFLY!:D
The next day...
Sora (in a bed very pale): Man, that sugar takes a lot of energy.:(
*At TWTNW*
Demyx: I HATE XEMNAS! I HATE HIM! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
*Later in the gummi ship 'The One'*
Vexen: Where do we go now?
Xemnas: I don't know...How did The World That Never Was got Flooded to begain with?
Demyx: He he he.
OOC: Demyx can control water, he can also make a flood if you pissed him off too much.
(In TWtNW)
Xaldin: Stabbity stab, slash slash slash!
Xemnas: Xaldin, if you do not stop stabbing and cutting nobodies, I may have to change your weapon to 1 spear.
Xaldin: STAB STAB(shaking head)
Xemnas: Okay, good.....(goes to intercom)
Will all members except Xaldin please come to the meeting room, Thank you.
(5 minutes later)
Xemnas: As you all know, Xaldin has been very stabbity of late(looks at the Organization, all of which are bandaged except Zexion and Larxene)
Xigbar: DAMN RIGHT!!!
Marluxia: HE KILLED MY FLOWER!!!!
Axel: He.....cut.....my hair.....(sobs)
Xemnas: I have a suggestion on how to sort this......permanent......kitchen duty.
(2 weeks later)
Xemnas: Good job Xaldin, you are showing real pro-OW!!!(sucks on little finger, now bleeding)
Xaldin: You....no.....touch...food.....MINE!!!(eats food)
Demyx: My cookies, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(tries to hurt self with Sitar)
Vexen: He is very-
Larxene: SHUT UP, NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!
Vexen:........
Zexion: He seems to become obsessed with anything he does.....I have a plan....something he can't become obsessed with....which NO ONE can....
(10 minutes later)
Axel: You are a cruel man Zex, I mean, REALLY CRUEL!!!
(Xaldin is tied up in Duct tape to a chair and gagged.....with his face to the the TV watching......Teletubbies)
Axel: So, Zex, where'd the tapes come from....
Demyx: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Axel: Ok.....you gave him sugar!?!
Zexion: It was that or a state of the art 102 inch Plasma TV.....do you know how expensive they are on Ebay?
Demyx: Oo, I know a song.....I BOUGHT IT OF EEEEBBBBAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Xaldin: MMMMmmmmmmmm
When they find out about Parody songs....
Sora: Lets sing aa song!!!
Riku & Kairi: NOOO!
Sora: A used, pink bath robe...
Riku & Kairi:STOP!!!
sora:A rare, mint snow-globe!!
Riku & Kairi:PLEASE STOP!!!
Sora:A smurf TV tray, I bought on eBay
Riku & Kairi: We Like the Smurfs!!
*in Walks Mickey*
Mickey: watcha doing?
Riku & Kairi:Sora wont stop singing, and we like the smurfs!!!
Mickey: What...the...F***.....LETS SING MORE WIERD AL!!!!!!!!!:D :D
*sora and mickey start singing the rest of "eBay":choc2: :choc: :moomba:
I'm sorry, I usually refrain from doing this sort of thing, but that was just awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
You get four frowny faces.
:( :( :( :(
DUNDUNDUN!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪I'm sorry, I usually refrain from doing this sort of thing, but that was just awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
You get four frowny faces.
:( :( :( :(
Sora: That's nasty
Xemnas: Indeed
jeeez this thread has been up since forever
yeah me! :D
jst 10 more days left!!!
Sora: I'm on drugs......
Riku: We know.
Sora: I'm on drugs......
Riku: We know!
Sora: I'm on-(Is hit on head)
Riku: WE KNOW!!!
Kairi: Calm down Riku, he only thinks he's a druggie because he had to take an asprin for his headache.
Sora: I got level3 glide!
*Sora jumps over the ledge of the TWTNW castle*
Sora: I beleve I can glide!
*Controller short-circuts, and Sora plunges down*
Axle: Sora is dead. D-E-A-D. Got it memo-
*Shotgun*
Riku: STFUYOURETARD!
*Axle is telling Sora about Xemnas*
Axle: That guy you just saw. He's their leader, got it memorized?
M-A-N-S-E-X.
Xemnas: How long has it been since I abandoned that name?
Saix: We will be sure he recieves the proper punishment.
"The proper punishment"
Axel is tied to a chair in a sound proof room with Demyx, who is holding his Sitar and has a microphone on a stand.
Axel: No...
Demyx: (breathes in)
Axel: NO!!
Demyx: Mmyyyy....
Axel:NONONONONOOOOOoooo.....!!!!
Demyx: (sings Oscar Meyer Bologna song really fast repeatedly for 12 hours)
"But don't forget..."
"You are the one who will open the door..."
Sora: AWW I DON'T WANNA!! ASK RIKU!
"Wtf! Open it! Look the doors jammed! Please!"
Sora: NO!
"*Sob*"
Scene: Sora discovers a new keyhole.
Donald + Goofy: Go Sora go, close it!
Sora:.... Hmmmm....I don't know...how bout....
*Riku appears*
Riku: What the hell you doing!? Do your friggin' job!
Sora: Hi Riku! Nah I don't think i'll do that!
Riku: Fiiiine! So I'll do it!
Sora: you can't!
Riku: Hah! I can! Why not?
Sora: Well...how should i tell you this?? You are *whispers* not programmed for that?
Riku: What was that?
Sora: Errrrr...nothing...
Riku: Tell me or....
Sora: Or what?
Riku: Ah I'm sick of this! I'm gonna do it!
Sora: Errr, no you're not!
Riku: Shut up!
*Riku tries and fails*
Riku: Damn why!!!???
Donald + Goofy: Hey Sora what did you want to say at the beginning of this weird conversation?
Sora: Oh yes...yes right of course! I was thinking, what would happen if I open the keyhole instead of closing it.
Riku + Donald + Goofy: WHAT! Are you crazy!!!!
Sora: Well...maybe, so I'm just gonna try it right now!
Riku: Get him! Stop him!
*Sora's too fast and opens the keyhole. Millions of Heartless appear, flooding the world!*
Riku: Oh crap!
Sora: So that happens....very intresting
*Xemnas appears*
Xemnas. Indeed!
*Sora and Xemnas start a duett in mad laughting*
~ At Sora's house ~
*Riku & Kairi enter*
Kairi: Um Sora, what are you playing?
Sora: Clock Tower.
Riku: WHAT?!? Dude, that game is EVIL!!!
Sora: So what?
~ Mean while at TWTNW, in the meeting room... ~
Xemnas: This meeting is just updating of what happen...
*Siscers Man enter*
SM:*Snip**Snip**Snip*
*Xemnas been killed by SM*
Saix: EVERYNOONE, RUN FOR YOU NON-LIVES!
*All Nobodies left TWTNW to hide from SM*
W........T........FQuote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
when was this thread started
a year and 10 days agoQuote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayer
Riku: I'm a Barbie--
Sora: I'm Rick James!
Kairi: Pancakes!
Namine: STFU! Or I'll make you forget how to piss in the toilet!
Xemnas: I don't have a heart, so does that make me a heartless?
Saix: Does it?
ORG 13: Does it?
Square: Damn underpaid actors!
Saix: Whoah, I REALLY need anger mangenment!
Xenmas: (missing both ears) What?
Its been awhile since ive seen this :]
Id like to see people say things about those 3 unknown characters. :] that would be funny :D
This has been dead for a long time.....
Riku: Wait....Grey hair, serious attitude, wanting to save others because I'll be no use to them.....I'M AN OLD MAN!!!!
{Nobodies worst case #1: I'm number 1!}
~ In TWTNW ~
Xemnas: I'M NUMBER ONE! *repet this line forever*
*BANG!*
Roxas:*Holding a shotgun* SHUT UP!
{Nobodies worst case #2: I need more ammo!}
~ In the Dark City ~
Xigbar: Got you now!*click* What? *click, click, click* Oh crap...
*Later*
~ In the HTNHR (Health That Not Here Room) ~
Xigbar: I'll never hunt rabbits again, did anynoone forgot to remove the last one off my balls![RandomRabbit: *Munch*] NOW!!!!
Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.
Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost! :eek: *runs away!*
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost- :mad2:
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH! :eek: *runs, too*
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off* :D
ya after khII i noticed sora pays alot of attention to riku not kairi so i made this up i kno its corny but o well...lol
After kh II destiny island:
Kairi:Sora?
Sora:ya kairi?
Kairi:wat was up with u in the castle?
Sora:wat do you mean?
"Flash back"
Sora kneeling holding Rikus hand"
Sora:I looked everywhere for you...
"end of flashback"
Sora:(o)...i dont kno wat ur talking about:p
Kairi:yes u do :mad2: u worship him or something?
Sora:no i dont kno wat ur....(riku comes up behind)
"sora immediantly ignores kairi'
Sora:ya riku
Kairi:(i knew it):mad2:
"kairi beats the crap out of sora and walks away"
Riku:wats she mad about:confused:
Sora dazzed:i dont know:eek:
riku walks away to comfort kairi and sora cries:cry:
Larxene: *Sneaks up on Hades* BOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by KyronHeavenglow
Hades: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK! A BANSHEE! *Plug his ears with his hands* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALA... *Ran away*
Larxene: Now I'm the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! HAHAHA!
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by DragonfaceLarxene: *Sneaks up on Hades* BOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by KyronHeavenglow
Hades: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK! A BANSHEE! *Plug his ears with his hands* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALA... *Ran away*
Larxene: Now I'm the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! HAHAHA!
WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN POPPING UP IN MY SUSCRIBED THREADS :mad2:
{Nobodies worst case #3: If I can't use my spear/s...}
Xemnas: What have I told you before?
Xaldin: Slabby, slabby, slabby *Shaking his head as 'NO'*
Xemnas: You know what? WE HAD IT FOR YOU! YOU WILL NEVER USE ANY SPEAR/S FOEVER!
Xaldin: Slab...?...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Take a bite at Xemnas' arm*
Xemnas: AHHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME!
Xigbar: HAHAHAHA! *Xaldin takes a bite on Xigbar's balls* NOT MY BALLS!
{Nobodies worst case #4: I need a test subject}
~ In the meeting room ~
Xemnas: Ok you all want to know why Vexen is not here. Well in this meeting he doen't need to know that we need to find a place to hide at...do one of you have any idea?
Demyx: If its get away from his 'testing of life-or-death' type, I know one place we can hind...
*Later...*
~ At the Vexen's Yaoi Fan Girls Club HQ (VYFGCHQ) ~
Xemnas: ...I can not...*Fan Girl meeting starting*
All Fan Girls + Organization XIII( - Vexen): WE LOVE YOU VEXEN!!!!!
*Mean while...*
~ Back at TWTNW ~
Vexen: Hey guys, Sora's here and...HEY! WTF DID EVERYNOONE GO!
Sora: You must be the last member of the Organization XIII.
Vexen: That must mean...YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR HEART!
One day in the WtNW...
Organization XIII(-Xaldin and Leaxeus) are all in the Hall of Empty Melodies, decorating for Christmas, and wrapping presents, both of which are requiring SCISSORS!!!!
Let's see what all the members are doing....
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my present...
Axel: Can't tell you.
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my present...
Axel: Can't tell you.
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my-
Axel: I CAN'T F****** TELL YOU NOW F*** OFF YOU ANNOYING S***!!!
Demyx: *Walks to Roxas* So, Roxas, whats my present...
Roxas: Oh, damn, Sora, kill me now......
Xemnas: Larxene, i've asked you nicely. Please. Light. The. Tree. Lights.
Larxene: SHUT THE F*** UP!!! I'M NOT A SLAVE!!!!
Xemnas: Xigbar, load the tranquilizer.
Xigbar: YEAH, hunting time *Chase Larxene with a tranquilizer gun*
Marluxia: *putting holly and mistletoe everywhere*Lalalalalalalalala, deck the halls with bows of Holly.
Zexion & Vexen: SHUT UP!!!
Marluxia: But....b-but......*cries*
Zexion: Now you now how I feel having to control Saix at Christmas....damn the numer 6......
Saix: *In corner, growling, in chains, wearing a Santa hat*
Marluxia: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!*Runs up stairs*
Zexion: Drama Queen
Vexen: Don't worry, that "present" i've been making for him is ready, it will be Organization 12 again soon....
Suddenly Leaxeus bursts down the stairs, holding Marluxia, and screaming like a girl...
Leaxeus: XALDIN, HE ESCAPED!!!! *Runs round in circle, screaming like a 4 year old, Marluxia joins in.*
Everyone:.......*Choas and panic* *Xaldin appears at the foot of the stairs*
Xaldin: Stab, Stab, STAB!!!!
Xemnas: Listen, Xaldin, theres no stabbys here, we're just finishing. Now go back to your room, or better yet, kill Sora.
Xaldin: STAB!!!! *teleports, coming back a second later* STABBY, STABBY* points at body on spear.
Xemnas: Is that....Sora......WOOT, SORA IS DEAD....wait...that's Roxas....
Roxas: I regret nothing....
Xemnas: BAD XALDIN, NO STABBYS(AKA: Fork, Knife, Spoon) FOR YOU AT DINNER!!!!
Xaldin: Stab(crouches next to Saix and cries)
Saix: Urge....to kill.....RISING!!!!
Xaldin: *Sees pair of Scissors* Stabby....STABBITY STABBITY*Cuts Demyx's mullet*
Demyx: .....Dance.....Water.....Dance!!!!(Tidal Wave on Xaldin)
Xemnas: Every, damn CHRISTMAS.....
I know this out of season, but it seemed so funny in my head, and if I waited 5 months, I would have forgot it.
Xemnas: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
L.O.L.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingdomHeartsKing
Roxas: I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
I can actually picture Roxas singing that. :|
What was I smoking when I posted that. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Definitely not one of you best posts XDQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55What was I smoking when I posted that. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Agreed, hem-hem(puts on Comic Book Guy Voice) Worst. Comment. Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Definitely not one of you best posts XDQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55What was I smoking when I posted that. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Sora: I can't believe it's not butter!
Riku: Butter? Why butter?
Sora: Check for yourself.
Riku: (After watching 500 commertials of the same thing* This is too much like real life!
*Riku jumps off a high buiding and lands unscathed*
Riku: Damn my invisibiltyness to survive long falls!!!
Kairi: Invisibilityness? Is that even a word?
Riku: Shut up!!!
*Riku walks away*
Sora: You can't commit suicide you know.
Kairi: What you think I was trying to do when I was stuck in TWTNW?
Sora: Oh...
~ In TWTNW, Xigbar's room ~
Xigbar: Time to get my guns...AXEL! COME AND YOUR DUMB WEAPONS AND GIVE ME MY BABIES!
~ Saïx's room ~
Saïx: NOW WTF IS GOING ON?...Uh?*Holding a deck of cards*...???
~ Demyx's Room ~
Demyx: My...baby...is...gone...errrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg. *Summoning Saïx's Claymore* YOU ALL WILL PAY!!!!!
~ Roxas' Room ~
Roxas: WTF?...crap. Not RANDOM WEAPON SWAP DAY!
(Struggle Tournament-Axel vs. Roxas-Take 1)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chos-(drops chakram) Oh,
sorry,my bad! Can we try that again?
Roxas-lol
Director(me!)-Cut! Alright let's try that again
(S.T.- A v R-Take 2)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,the Key-(drops chakram again) Dammit! I'm sorry!
Roxas-rofl
Director-It's okay,Axel. It happens!
Axel-It's the spin! It's hard holding something this big while it's spinning!
Director-It's alright. Now from the top!
(S.T.- A v R-Take 3)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chosen O-(drops chakram AGAIN) GOD F---IN' DAMMIT!!!!!
Roxas-(laughing so hard he's clutching his sides,crying)
Director-(pinches bridge of nose) How about an early lunch?
Evry1-'Kay(go 2 lunch-Riku/Sora,Zexion/Demyx,Leon/Cloud,& Xemnas/Saix going 2 their shared rooms)
Director-(raises eyebrow @ them)
Axel-(helps Roxas stand up straight) Hey...
Roxas-(wipes away tears,mostly calm now) Hmm?
Axel-(smirks) Wanna go f---?
Roxas-(grabs Axel's hand & drags him 2 their own room) HELL'S F---IN' YEA!
Director-(watches as door slams closed,smirks) Ooooh I am SOOOO glad i had those cameras installed...the girls r gonna looooovvve the vids when their done!(gets out of chair,walks off 2 have lunch w/ fellow yaoi fangirls)
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(not related 2 above scene)
Nubixa(my OC)-(on computer,reads sumthing) Huh,that's weird.
Roxas-(walks up) What is,'Nee-chan?
Nubixa-(reading screen) Well,if I'm reading this right,it seems Mickey/Minnie & Donald/Daisy only have nieces & nephews,but no children.While Goofy,who seems to have no significant other,has a son.
Roxas-How's that weird?
Nubixa-Think about it-Mickey & Donald,who have wives,have only nieces & nephews,but no children.And Goofy,who has a son,but seemingly no significant other 2 speak of to be the mother.
Roxas-Whoa,that IS weird.We should ask him.
Nubixa-Maybe later,Vexaren(my other OC) is waiting for me.(gets up & goes 2 get ready)
Roxas-(waves) Have fun,Onee-chan!
Nubixa-(from other room) Tell Axel I said hi,Otouto-kun!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nubixa of the Bloody Key
lawl :spin:
I think my favorite part was Roxas saying "lol"
just like u say "lawl" all the time?
Yeah...my parents look at me funny :Oo:
ur parents r normal & th@s bad
~ Riku's House ~
*RING*
Riku: DAMN IT! *Pick up the phone* Hello?
???: Hello?
Riku: Who is this?
???: Who is this?
Riku: Is that you Sora? If it is, I'm hanging up!
???: Hang up and I'll KILL Sora AND RAPE KAIRI!
Riku: OMFG!
???: OMFG right! If you want them to be safe, you have to do something for me.
Riku: ...what do you want me to do?
???: First you tell everyone that Leon is a Heartless F&&ker.
Riku: Alright.
~ At the other end of the phone line... ~
Riku: Alright.
Yuffie: After that...
itd be so awesome if this lived to see the light of KH3 or w/e then next KH would be. :]
If it doesn't, i personnally will make a new thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gloc 9
Sora: Riku, whats wrong.
Riku:*takes gllug from Vodka bottle* Nothing....
Sora: But you only drink when you're sad....hey I know what'll cheer you up...
Riku: No Sora, you frieken dare....
Sora: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TI-
Riku: GOD DAMN YOU. (Throws bottle at Sora)
Sora: ARGH (HEADSHOT!!!)
[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*
[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!
hey can i add 2 th@?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
You can add anything, look back to when me and Storm-Ninja owned this thread, we just carried on the stories, speaking of which, we may make....EPISODE 2!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nubixa of the Bloody Keyhey can i add 2 th@?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Sora is in Disney Castle when....5 members of Org XIII appear.
Roxas: HI BIG BROTHER.
Axel: Make that joke again and I will KILL YOU....
What are they here for? find out in 5 minutes...or days, I forget.
Sora: ROXAS(In a DiZ kinda way)
Demyx: READY....
Leaxeus: Earth....
Axel: FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE IS TEH UBER!!!!!!111one!!!1eleven!
Xaldin: STAB!!! STAB!!!!(Trranslation=WIND!!!)
Demyx: DANCE WATER DANCE!!!!
Roxas: HEART!!!(Sora: I am not his other....)
???: With your powers combined I am.....CAPTAIN PLA-I MEAN CAPTAIN MARLUXIA!!!!!
Sora: That is wrong in so many ways....wait a minute...whats Xaldin doing to Axel....
Xaldin: MY STAB-STAB, STABBITY!!!!(Give me the Chakram you Mother F*****)
Axel: I hate life....or non-life....whatever.
Anubi(OC): Huh,th@ wasnt supposed to happen -pulls out spell book/floats n air,sitting- wonder wat happened...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Sora: Sis, wat r u doing here?
Anubi: -looks up- hmm? oh just lookin' for my Nobody & my girlfriend's Nobody...u havent cn them have u?
Sora/Riku/Mickey: -shakes head-
Anubi: -shrugs- oh well, -looks @ book- but th@ seriously wasnt supposed to hap- oh thats wat happened -looks closer @ book-
Riku: Anubi wat did u do?
Anubi: there's sum pages missing from my spell book...th@ explains wat happened 2 Zexion...-under her breath- tho i dont think Demyx will complain 2 much
Sora: wat were u trying 2 do?
Anubi: -waves hand idly- just a spell...was supposed 2 help Nubixa & Vexaren have their own child...sumhow turned n2 a cloning spell
Riku: and u tried it on 2 guys?
Anubi: yea so? they're gay, they want a child, i found a spell 2 help them...im just missing a few pages & turned the pregnancy spell n2 a never-ending cloning spell
Riku: u tried 2 get a guy pregnant?
Anubi: -annoyed- yes Captain Obvious, i tried 2 help Zexion & Demyx have a child
Riku: then u cast the same spell on Sora?
Anubi: -looks up- ur point Riku? really busy here...need 2 find a counter-spell im not sure how many Zexions Demyx can handle
Riku: my point is ur sick...sick sick sick
Anubi: -looks back @ spell book/waves hand irritably- watever Riku...yaoi fangirl hello!...-under her breath- like you're 1 to talk...practically stalking my brother through the worlds
Sora: so is there any way 2 stop this?
Anubi: -floats back down/holding book- if i can find the missing pages n my book yea...or u can take me 2 c Master Yen Sid
Mickey: -shrugs- welp we gotta stop the Soras from over-running the worlds...mite as well go c Yen Sid & c wat he can do
Sora: good luck w/ th@ he disappeared a while ago
Anubi: -shrugs/turns/walks away- guess u better find the pages then...-waves- good luck
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wel th@s all i have 4 now...yes im disturbing
Those who were loyal to this thread (Or who search up Maxs or Zaimaxu now) willl remeber the great misadventures and that Jambi the Genie moment.....well......I and ~Storm Ninja~ have decided that it is time for our Nobodies should be set loose again....for those who do not know them....
Maxs is an alchoholic, is quite partial to Tequilla, Lazy, Smart ass, likes revenge, has brain spasms and has a habit of exploding into sand.....he also has 2 falchions, and he hates it when people call them swords.
Zai is a NINJA!!!!!, is lazy, smart ass, slightly more intelligent than Maxs, has a frieken HUGE Shuriken, he stole the wind element from Xaldin, so as such, they fight over it. Also has a knack for Jambi the Genie impressions.
They are best friends as 14 and 15 in Org XIII...Xemnas never changed the name as that would mean getting 2 more bedrooms and changing all the signs in the Deep Dive City. Maxs sleeps in the kitchen next to the booze fridge and Zai sleeps on the Sofa with the huge TV....105".....
They never featured in KH2 as Maxs died of complete Liver Suicide and Zaimaxu had to stop the corpse from trying to raid the Booze from TWtNW.
As soon as SN posts, Episode 2 will start.
~ Outside of Kairi's bedroom ~Quote:
Originally Posted by Nubixa of the Bloody KeyAnubi(OC): Huh,th@ wasnt supposed to happen -pulls out spell book/floats n air,sitting- wonder wat happened...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Sora: Sis, wat r u doing here?
Anubi: -looks up- hmm? oh just lookin' for my Nobody & my girlfriend's Nobody...u havent cn them have u?
Sora/Riku/Mickey: -shakes head-
Anubi: -shrugs- oh well, -looks @ book- but th@ seriously wasnt supposed to hap- oh thats wat happened -looks closer @ book-
Riku: Anubi wat did u do?
Anubi: there's sum pages missing from my spell book...th@ explains wat happened 2 Zexion...-under her breath- tho i dont think Demyx will complain 2 much
Sora: wat were u trying 2 do?
Anubi: -waves hand idly- just a spell...was supposed 2 help Nubixa & Vexaren have their own child...sumhow turned n2 a cloning spell
Riku: and u tried it on 2 guys?
Anubi: yea so? they're gay, they want a child, i found a spell 2 help them...im just missing a few pages & turned the pregnancy spell n2 a never-ending cloning spell
Riku: u tried 2 get a guy pregnant?
Anubi: -annoyed- yes Captain Obvious, i tried 2 help Zexion & Demyx have a child
Riku: then u cast the same spell on Sora?
Anubi: -looks up- ur point Riku? really busy here...need 2 find a counter-spell im not sure how many Zexions Demyx can handle
Riku: my point is ur sick...sick sick sick
Anubi: -looks back @ spell book/waves hand irritably- watever Riku...yaoi fangirl hello!...-under her breath- like you're 1 to talk...practically stalking my brother through the worlds
Sora: so is there any way 2 stop this?
Anubi: -floats back down/holding book- if i can find the missing pages n my book yea...or u can take me 2 c Master Yen Sid
Mickey: -shrugs- welp we gotta stop the Soras from over-running the worlds...mite as well go c Yen Sid & c wat he can do
Sora: good luck w/ th@ he disappeared a while ago
Anubi: -shrugs/turns/walks away- guess u better find the pages then...-waves- good luck
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wel th@s all i have 4 now...yes im disturbing
Sora(No.3612): You're sure it will work?
Sora(No.734): Yes I'm sure.
Sora(No.1234): If we srew this up, No.1 will have our head for sure.
*All three Soras shivers*
Sora(No.3612): Good thing No.5372535743 is keeping Riku doing something elsewhere away from here.
Sora(No.777): *Exit out of Kairi's room carring sleeping Kairi* I got her.
Sora(No.734): Good, now lets get back to TWTFOS!
*Later*
Riku: WTF???? WHERE IS KAIRI!?!
Sora(No.5372535743): ummmmmm...I think the Nobodies has her. Yea thats it! The Nobodies, thats right!
Mickey: Um Sora? Are you alright?
Riku: He'll be fine, Sora does have a point.
Mickey: And that is?
Riku: The Nobodies want their home world back. So they're using Kairi as payment.
Mickey: Lets go find Xemnas.
This bodes ill.
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Zai: *yawn* I love my TV. *hugs*
Maxs: *falls out of the fridge face first, surrounded by bottles*
Zai: Morning, captian chucklehead.
Maxs: *yawn* insult needs work.
Zai:...shut up.
*Zai sees a large lance with a rather farmiliar blade impaled above the couch*
Zai: rips note out from under the spear tip* 'meet me at sundown or else this is going through your head while you sleep'. Well, good thing I learned to stay awake for hours at a time...
Maxs (sarcastically): woo hoo. *passes out*
*later...ish*
Zai: *looks at his watch* ... getting close
Maxs: You know, walking right up to a challenge from Xaldin isn't really something I would consider a good idea.
Zai: Relax, sandman, there's nothing to worry about.
???: Oh, really?
Maxs: F**k.
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there. Sounds good to me.
Tis' ALIVE!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Storm Ninja~
*Xalidin stands in front of the two, holding all of his lances, in one hand*
Zai: They float don't they?
Xaldin: Umm....Sake doesn't exactly help floatation.
Maxs: I feel for ya man, well, if you compare floating to standing, Sake to 10 bottles of Tequilla and a Spear to me.
Xaldin: Shut it n00b.
*Xaldin throws spear at Maxs' head, which is expertly catched by the hungover Nobody*
Maxs: I don't appriciate people making my headache worse thatn it already is thankyou, also, I am a level 57 Paladin in WoW so don't call me a n00b, n00b.
Zai: To much time, or what?
Maxs: The booze ran out, I was sober for 6 days.
Xaldin: HA, I had a stash of Sake!
*Maxs' ears does that twitching thing in the animes and a large vein appears on his temple, he summons his Falchions*
Maxs:......You.....B******. (Charges for Xaldin)
Xaldin: HAHA, FOOL, MY SIDEBURNS OF UBER WILL KILL YOU!!!!
*Xaldin stabs at Maxs with his 5 spears, but Maxs turns his stomach into Sand and the spears go right through*
Xaldin: HAXXOR!!!!
Maxs: SUXXOR!!!!
*Zaimaxu stands with an anime jaw drop, before taking his mobile out and dialing*
Zai: Hey, Axel......no I don't want a Chakram in my ass.....yes what I've woken you up for is worth it, wait, how comes you're in bed at 7...actually, nevermind, anyways, Sideburns and Sandy are duking it out and talking in nerd, could you-
*Suddenly Axel appears with 8 deckchairs, a Humungo-mega bag of popcorn, Demyx with about the amount of booze Maxs drinks in a year on his back, Saix, Luxord, Roxas and Zexion(Who currently has Larxene clinging to his shoulders) and a bottle of Sake*
Axel: NO PROBLEM!!!
Larxene: Let's go to your room Zexy-kun, pleeeaase?
Zexion: Not until one of these two kills each other.
Zai: Whats the Sake for?
Axel: Hover in the middle of those two and drop it, then watch the fun.
Zai: Why's Roxas here, he's a bit young isn't he?
Zexion: I'm the same age as him so why am I here?
Saix: Because you have the mental age of Vexen.
Zexion: F*****.
~ In Silent Hill... ~
Sora: Donald, you're sure we land on TWTNW?
Donald: YES I'M BLOODY SURE!!!
Sora: ...James, Where are we?
James: From the fog I see, we're in silent hill.
Sora: ...I KNEW WE'RE WENT THE WRONG PLACE...*Demyx appear*...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Demyx: Un? Roxas, what do you mean 'not you again'?
*Pyramid Head slowy appear behind Demyx*
James: *first to see PH* OH CRAP!!!!!! *Ran to the Gummi Ship and take off*
Goofy: NO! DON'T GO!
*PH grab Demyx up high using one hand*
Demyx: Oh no *ripped to nude* That wasn't bad...*get his skin rip off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0.0
Samus: I think we better run. *Eveyone ran away from PH & Demyx*
*bing, Demyx loss skin!*
*bing, PH gain skin!*
*bing, Demyx get retitled (The skinless singer)*
(At the end of KH 1)
Kairi: I'll wait for-
Sora: IT's peanut butter Sora time!
(KH1, scene with Riku and Sora, the Maleficent part)
Maleficent: See? That boy has replaced you with others.
Riku: D'you have a shota complex or something? Get your hand off me, woman!
~ Later, at TWTNW ~Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonface
Demyx: Oh man, first I lost my gear then creep guy steal my skins and then Roxas run away again. I'm going to...*Found Xenmas"...hey boss, I srew-up another mission.
Xenmas: God damn it No.9, first of all don't call me 'Boss' secondly...*turn to see Demyx*...EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! *wet his pants, crap his pants, gone white and then KOed*
Demyx: What?
Ansem, after end of KH1: It's not my fault I didn't have a wide vocabulary! That's the only reason I said darkness 14 times!
~ At Disney Castle ~
Sora: ITS YOURS!
Commander Shepard: IS NOT!
Sora: IS TOO!
Shepard: IS NOT!
Mickey: How did this happen?
*Flashback, in space near Disney Castle*
James: Are we there...
Goofy: STFU! WE ALL NEARLY DIE WHEN YOU LEFT US BEHIND!
Auron: Some of us ARE dead.
Goofy: True but, is it me or is it getting abit cramp?
Donald: O.O OMG! Quick call the press! Goofy use his brains!
*WAM! CRASH!*
*Sora & co are alive on Disney Castle*
Sora: Oh man, what hit us?
*Sora & co see a crash Gummi Ship by a Space ship named "Normandy"*
*Inside Normandy*
Shepard: What happen Joker?
Joker: We use a mass Relay Jump and then we smash into something, Sir.
Tali: Perhape we should see this planet's leader and tell them what happen.
Ashley: For onces I agred with 'Our Alien Allies' on this, Sir.
*Liara, Kaidan, Wrex and Graed nodded in agrement*
Shepard: Damn the Bloodly Geths, one day...
Sora,Riku,Kairi sitting in a room.
Sora:Why arent we doing anything
Riku:~sinister tone~ because the darkness is too great here...
Kairi:~Slaps iku~ NO! IDIOT! Nomura's just taking a nap!
SoraRiku:Ooooohhhhhh.....
Kairi: and this is why, in three games, neither of you have gotten in my pants. >:-[
Wow, almost 2 years since the start of this thread. I dont know if i should be proud or surprised. :) :) :)
Both, Gloc, you need to be both :tongue:
Before Xemnas Battle: Take 1:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You don't have to scream! Im right here!
Sora: Okay...?
Before Xemnas Battle: Take 2:
Sora: ANSEM! Wait, what?
*Xemnas falls to the ground laughting*
Director: XEMNAS! You got to scream that!
Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*
Before Xemnas Battle: Take 109:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: you have arrived.
Sora: What are your plans!
Xemnas: Your this far and you still understand nothing?
Sora: What? I know that the fabric of time and space created a distortion in reason that manipulated a being to create life and began to...
Riku: I think my head's gonna explode.
~ Pete vs Past Pete ~
* At the past (Timeless River) *
Pete: You can't beat me! HA HA HA!
Sora: There must be a way...*Look at past Pete* change of plans guys.
Donald & Goofy: What?
Sora: we attack the OTHER Pete.
Pete (Both): I don't like the sound of that...
*Sora, Donald & Goofy killed past Pete*
Pete: NOOOOOOOoooooooooo....*fade off*
Sora: We did it! *Time Paradox (Metal Gear Soild 3)* Crap...
*Game Over*
Player: Another time paradox!?! Dam it!!
~ Odd Joke of KH ~
Sora: Hay Riku.
Riku: What?
Sora: What did King Mickey said to Donald and Dasey?
Riku: I don't know, you tell me.
Sora: He said "Will you two stop quacking about it!?!"
Riku: ...*walk away with a confusion-look on his face*
Sora: What?
Enigmatic Knight: so, sora i was thinking...
Sora:wut?
EK:................................................................................................. ................................................................................................
Sora come on, wut?
EK:.......i forgoted
Sora: I f*****g hate you
EK:oH yAh
sOrA:wUt?
Ek:hOw ThE hElL dO wE eXiSt In ThE sAmE tImE pErIoD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:?
sOrA: wUt I dIdNt HeAr YoU, i WaS pAyInG tO mUcH aTtEnTiOn To ThE jAaM.
sora: kairi?
kairi: riku?
riku: roxas?
roxas: bomb?
all: BOMB?!?!?!?!?
roxas: no, BONG!
*so they all get high, xemnas wins, larxene gets prego, and i am so bored
[b]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy VII
What's with the weird linkbacks? o.O
sora: um, your magisty?
mickey: ya sora?
sora: can i...... touch you ears?
*akward silence
mickey: (grabs sora' keyblade) go smurf yourself
sora: then can i touch them?
mickey: NO!
sora: but, you let riku hold you all the time!
mickey: You son of a bitch, you spied on us. (summons his key)
sora:Mickey and riku sitten in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g
*riku decapitates him with a random battle axe
*mickey jumps into his arms
*sora's body is discovered a month later by the smufs and they sue eoff for using there god as a form of censorment (jk lol)
SPOILERS!!
Sora: Hey Kairi, you have a keyblade now??!
Kairi: Yup, I'm gonna have so much fun. IT HAS A VIBRATE SETTING!
Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Kairi
Sephiroth: But I thought she was doing Riku?
Sora: WHAT!
Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:
~At TWTNW, the Meeting Hall~
Xemnas: All right everynoone setted down...*Other Nobodies keep on talking*...SHUT UP!!!*Chatting stop* Now first things first, where XIII?
Axel:...OH CRAP!!! I'll get him.*Warp out*
Xemnas:...lets get this over with...this is our new member No. XIV Xion, she...(Larxene: Finally another female Nobody to have a 'Girl talk'.)...can also weild a Keybalde...(All: OH S##t *Warp out*)...and need one of you to show her how we do things here.
*Axel & Roxas appear*
Axel:Got him...where did others go Mansex?
Xemnas:...You'll do Roxas. *warp out*
*Xion looks at Roxas and...fall in love*
Roxas: umm....
Axel: Hey lass what are you look at?*Xion looks at Axel and went catty attack at his face* NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!!
Roxas: Why me?
Roxas meets Axel:
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ... remember what?
Axel: Our night together...I thought it meant something
Roxas: WTF MAN?!? The script, stick to the script!!!
Sephiroth talks to Sora:
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Maleficent
Sephiroth; 0.o... EWWWWWWW
(Sephiroth can't block the mental image and finally resorts to jumping off the cliff)
Donald: Goofy... I have something I need to say.
Goofy: What is it, Donald?
Donald: Goofy, I'm madly in love with you...
Goofy: Get the smurf away from me, fool. D:<
Anybody besides me notice how Demyx does all that fancy footwork during his meeting with Sora in Hollow Bastian? Well...
Demyx: Tra-la-la boom de yay
Did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday
That's why I walk this way!
Sora: What the hell?
The struggle.
Seipher: Haha roxas has blue balls!
Roxas: Haha you cut your self shaving your unibrow!
Fui: SECRET
Rai: thats Cold Y'know
Hayner: Plus hes hiding his blad spot.
olette: And hes a slave driver, just look at poor Vivi.
Pence: Ya he is waring cloths very close to white.
Vivi:(looks at Seipher) Is this true?
Fui: UNCOOL
Rai: your a Racist bastard Y'know
Seipher: ....... WTF, Im being told off by a partial mute and a Retar..
Rai, Fui, and Vivi start beating up seipher, Roxas wins by default.
[Roxas meets Axel V2]Quote:
Originally Posted by UnbreakableWill
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ...remember...Oh I get it!
Axel: Final...
Roxas: Whats up Demyx.
Axel: ...WRONG!
Roxas: Vexen?
Axel: Faded away.
Roxas: Larxene?
Axel: Do I look like a chick to you?
Roxas: Maybe...
Axel: MAYBE! MAYBE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!*Jump of the cliff*
Roxas: Are you ok Goofy?
[Sora & Sephiroth]
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Not a clue...
[Ending A]
Sora: ...Unless I'm Cloud!*Remove Head cover mask*
Sephiroth: O_O
"Sora": You realy are a nimrod.
[Ending B]
*Elsewhere, at Lezo Pub*
Randon Lady: You have great knockers miss...
Cloud: Call me 'Ms C'.*He is indeed wearing a Dress & Wig*
Holy cow! This thread's still running? It's been what? three years since it started?! Great job keeping it alive guys. As for jokes, I got nothing as of right now.
EoFF's longest running thread ever?
o_o
I would suppose So.
It would be rude of me not to offer a bad joke so....
Sora: Comeon your taking the mick!
Mickey:....
*Mickey savages Sora and tears of his genitals*
I AM DA WEEEEEEEEENER! :))
Squall:Say Merli-
Merlin:WAHHHHT?! WAHT IS IT?!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M BUSY HERE?!!!! SMURF OFF!!!!1111111111111111
Squall:...Smurf? did you-
Merlin: DON'T BLAME ME! BLAME EoFF FOR THEIR CENSORSHIP! OR SHOULD I SAY CENSOR SHI- OH, THAT'S RIGHT! I CAN'T THAT EITHER! CAUSE IT'D TURN OUT TO BE, CENSORSMURF! WOOPDE SMURFIN' DOOOOOO IFDKJDSFADSFASDFF
Pete:....I can see you're alittle busy here...maybe i'll just..-
Squall: (Merlin Scowls in background)...Yeah, come back later. Bye
Pete:... :( Bye....
Kairi:Sora?
Sora:Yes, Kairi?
Kairi:I have something to tell you.
Riku:Sora?
Sora:Yes, Riku?
Riku:What are you doing in bed with my wife?
Sora::O_O::O_O::O_O::O_O::O_O:How long have you been married to Riku?
Kairi:10 years.
Riku:Not only that, but we have a kid.
Sora::whimper::whimper::whimper::whimper ::whimper::crying::crying::crying::cryin g::crying::whimper::whimper::whimper::wh imper::whimper::crying::crying::crying:: crying::crying:
*Sora runs away*
Kairi:When are we gonna tell him this is the TV show 'Pranked'?
Riku:In a little bit, this is freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*5 hours later*
Kairi:You alright, Sora?
Sora:I'M GONNA KILL RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi:Whoa, whoa, it was only a prank!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:So, you're not married?
Kairi:Nope.
Sora:And you don't have a kid?
Kairi:Nope.
Sora:So, we're still married?
Kairi:O_o
Riku:o_O You two are married?
Kairi:We're married, Sora?
Sora:GOTTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi & Riku:??????????????
Sora:YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi & Riku:??????????????
Sora:Thanks for helping me out guys.
Cameramen:No problem.
*Axel and Goofy mysteriously arrive*
Axel:IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!
Goofy:Yep, sure do. A-hyuk.
Axel:Shut up.
Riku:What are they doin here?
Sora:Don't know, but does it look like I care?
Axel:I CARE!!!!!!!!!!! C-A-R-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Goofy:Yep, sure do. A-hyuk.
Axel:I said shut up!!!!!!!!!!!*Kills Goofy*
*Sora runs up to Axel and kills him*
Sora:YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O-W-N-E-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Axel(spirit):That's my quote. Q-U-O-T-E. Got it memorized?????
Ashton Kutcher is proud of this
he tells me so in my dreams
