Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

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09-09-2006, 03:37 AM
GooeyToast

Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

I'm definetly buying one of those. HEADSHOT LOL
09-09-2006, 03:42 AM
Fuego

I can't get it to work :(
09-09-2006, 03:42 AM
Rye

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;
09-09-2006, 03:43 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Rye

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;

Oh god.
09-09-2006, 05:54 AM
Dignified Pauper

seen it, i didn't think it was that funny.
09-09-2006, 06:04 AM
farplaner

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

I'm definetly buying one of those. HEADSHOT LOL

I didn't think it was funny either. I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. :eek: burn! :lol:
09-09-2006, 06:07 AM
Araciel

i wonder what happened to the marketing genius who thought this up...maybe he's a squeegee kid now....
09-09-2006, 06:16 AM
Xaven

Disgusting. Major pumping required.
09-09-2006, 06:47 AM
GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

Uh, that's the whole hilarity of it. That and the incredibly valid commerical with the kid practically rubbing it in, not to mention the "major pumping required" line.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. :eek: burn! :lol:

Are you implying that I eat myself? <_<
09-09-2006, 08:29 AM
farplaner

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

Uh, that's the whole hilarity of it. That and the incredibly valid commerical with the kid practically rubbing it in, not to mention the "major pumping required" line.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. :eek: burn! :lol:

Are you implying that I eat myself? <_<

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it! :tongue: :D
09-09-2006, 09:21 AM
GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

Well if it was so apparently disgusting, then how did it ever get approved for tv airtime? You're interpreting it in a disgusting way, but since the commerical is aimed at kids I doubt they'd find it so.

Seeing as how it's nothing more than "bio-ooze", I personally couldn't care less if my kid rubbed it in. If that's his idea of fun then good for him. I'd probably just tell him to kick the kid's ass or squirt it back in his face.

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it! :tongue: :D

Well, considering you say "I am what I eat", and I am GooeyToast, by that logic I eat gooey toast, thus eat myself. I payed perfect attention to it. Problem was it made no sense. Whoever said I eat gooey toast to begin with? It's nothing more than a user name. You call the video disgusting yet you make a failed insult implying the subject matter. Kind of hard to burn with no heat :rolleyes2

...I seriously can't believe I'm aruguing over a Super Soaker.
09-09-2006, 09:40 AM
Old Manus

Women can experience the satisfaction too!
09-09-2006, 10:17 AM
Markus. D

I could sooo see this in future pornographies.
09-09-2006, 11:23 AM
Levian

I like how the kid in the yellow shirt is rubbing the water all over his chest.
09-09-2006, 11:35 AM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

I'd have more fun with a real gun
09-09-2006, 12:36 PM
farplaner

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

That's not the hilarity of it, that's the disgusting part of it. Would you want your kids "rubbing it in?"

Well if it was so apparently disgusting, then how did it ever get approved for tv airtime?

Yes, that was my question.

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Originally Posted by GooeyToast

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Originally Posted by farplaner

Actually...I was implying that the "gooey toast" you eat has been thoroughly annihilated by the infamous oozinator...it really kills a burn to have to explain it...pay attention, damn it! :tongue: :D

Well, considering you say "I am what I eat", and I am GooeyToast, by that logic I eat gooey toast, thus eat myself. I payed perfect attention to it. Problem was it made no sense. Whoever said I eat gooey toast to begin with? It's nothing more than a user name. You call the video disgusting yet you make a failed insult implying the subject matter. Kind of hard to burn with no heat :rolleyes2

...I seriously can't believe I'm aruguing over a Super Soaker.

I can't believe it either. I'm not a failure!! ....anyways, don't take me seriously. When I'm serious, you'll know...I'll make this face: :x_x:
09-09-2006, 01:25 PM
Rye

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Originally Posted by Levian

I like how the kid in the yellow shirt is rubbing the water all over his chest.

I like the red kid because he's completely covered in it and he's all *squeeeeeem*
09-09-2006, 02:39 PM
Quindiana Jones

I think it looks like it's firing...something that little kids should not be rubbing over their bodies.

I think I'll stick with my good ol' trusty M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle.
09-09-2006, 05:07 PM
Giga Guess

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Rye

What a special toy. It is the apple of Rye's Eyes. I want one now. ;__;

Oh god.

Oh....DEAR...god...
09-09-2006, 09:42 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Wow, that thing can make any guy feel like Peter North.

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Originally Posted by Fuego

I can't get it to work :(

That's what she said. :p
09-09-2006, 09:58 PM
Fuego

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Originally Posted by farplaner

When I'm serious, you'll know...I'll make this face: :x_x:

Is that Blue Steel ?!?! LMAO !

But really i've been pumpin and nothin ... I still can't get it to werk :cry:
09-09-2006, 10:14 PM
RPJesus

"Oh yuck! Disgusting! I better be to sure to rub it all over my nipples!"

It's almost a cool design, with the green bony looking part, and you could play oldy-time Power Rangers with it, though it seems kinda pointless when you can use free tasty water. Crap on a stick, it's a bad advert, though.