To be perfectly honest with everyone writing this thread, I feel this a terribly inappropriate topic to be talking about in a video game forum; especially in the VII forum since this is definetly a topic more for EoEO.Originally Posted by Del Murder
How its been going on for over 30 pages is beyond me but I guess this would be a common problem for people from your generation so I guess I can offer a bit of advice for you.
Since I'm certain you are all aware that reviving Aerith (its Aerith not Aeris, at least have the decency to know about the games you obsess over correctly) is impossible. The bitch is dead and is either worm food or more likely bloated and rotting in the middle of the lake in the City of the Ancients. Of course, I'm certain you all are smart enough to understand this; so this thread obviously is about how to relieve "Wanker's Cramp" caused by Aerith(Aeris). Which is obviously the cute nickname you gave your "dirty hand".
The best ways to relieve the sore sensation of "Wanker's Cramp" is to do the following:
1) Keep your videogame time to a minimum so you don't add extra strain.
2) Rub muscle relaxant on your arms
3) Use proper exercise for forearm strength
4) Try to have your "sexy internet time" a couple of days apart to allow "Aerith" to rest. Not to mention "Little Cloud" or Little Zack" (depending on what you decide to name it) also needs some rest as well.
You could also avoid all this by going outside once in awhile and finding yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend and let them worry about this. Course you are all probably doing this cause its the fun way to get "Popeye arms" so you can go that extra mile to be like your hero for life, Cloud. Yet, I feel I should warn you that "Wanker's Cramp" is a serious condition and one that shouldn't be taken lightly. May my advice help you for your future cosplay dreams.
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