AH HA

Stranger: dominate me if u r a sexy chick
You: I am a pop tart.
Stranger: cool
You: welp!
Stranger: what
You: idk
You: I have a rash I need cream for it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: FAVOURITE:

You: POP TARTS GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: ...
You: Well
You: Just sayin'.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.