I am a second Degree Black Belt in TaeKwonDo.
Stemming from the above comment, the weapons found in my bedroom are five swords (Two wooden practice, two bamboo and one steel), a Bo staff and two pairs of Nunchaku. I am able to use the Nunchaku properly too, which means I don't hurt myself when using them. I use two at a time. (They are surprisingly hard to use. People who are not trained with them tend to beat themselves up with them)
I can eat a board of Matzoh plain. (Matzoh is a giant saltine cracker but it's dry without the salt part.)