Newman Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaOriginally Posted by Shiny
More men should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it!
he also loved beer
Newman Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaMore men should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it!
he also loved beer
Newman, how could you?!
This leads me to a story about Paul Newman my professor told me about. I'll try to to make this short. So basically, during a movie premiere, my professor, socialites, and actors all got on to a school bus because for some reason a limousine was out of the question. Paul Newman got so hammered on WINE and beer (ew) that he started to pretend that he was a pilot. Newman then gets up from his chair while the bus is in motion and says to the driver, "Move the hell over, I'm steering this plane." Before the guy could even say anything, Newman pushed aside and grabbed hold of the wheel. He then proceeded to speed down the highway all the way to the premiere. Everyone was in shock; including my teacher. The moral of the story is if you are not Paul Newman you are not manly. I'm sorry, but that's how life works.
Beer doesn't make you manly. Whiskey makes you manly. Beer is weak. Why would it make you manly? Unless you think drinking a lot of something that clearly has no good flavour is manly. I wouldn't say that's manly, though. Just stupid. Or cheap, if it's cheap beer. I don't think that a beer bottle is that much of a phallic object, though. It just makes sense to have a bottle shaped that way.
Dancing backwards in heels does not make you manly in any way whatsoever. Quite the opposite. Manly is not a synonym of talented (nor is womanly/girly, mind you).
Fixing cars, mowing lawns and disarming large men who come at you with knives are all, however, manly. Shame I don't do any of those things (although to be honest, I'm kind of enjoying the fact that I don't get the opportunity).
I don't refer to myself as a boy or man very often. I prefer the word 'guy'. I don't care too much about a lot of stereotypically manly things.
I wouldn't be afraid to refer to foa or Kalen as 'manly'.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Yes! I'm glad someone in here knows what they're talking about.
Wine makes you manliest of all. It takes an iron gut and an iron will to actually stomach that absolutely sick, vile, disgusting insult to both alcohol and taste.
I like to stand right next to guys, reach over and smile.
And cigars. We should hang out, guys.Yes! I'm glad someone in here knows what they're talking about.
What!? No! Wine is great!
O rly? :breine:I like to stand right next to guys, reach over and smile.
I gave up using urinals years ago, and my reasons are absolute. I had my share of guys trying to... you know. It's not really polite if you're not the one doing it first.
Ruler number #1: Brush your teeth. It seems that a lot of guys doesn't know what a toothbrush is. Also, "whiskey" does not qualify as mouthwash. I can't believe that I've had to say that to more than one of my friends.
foa I could kick your ass
see: avatar.
(mine, not the crappy movie)
Amendment: Peppermint schnapps is an acceptable replace for mouthwash, but only if you are stealing the swig from a woman.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
Hell yeah.
Real men only give this present to women.
Try drinking Manischewitz wine. It's what we use at temple and it tastes really bad.
LOL, dude, I got one worse for you. Theres a scuzzy night club or rather it used to be very scuzzy in an old warehouse down the back of Islington Angel in London known as Slimelight. It's a goth/industrialist place I used to frequent in college, private club members only kind of thing, Used to be a real hotbed for drugs and alcohol because you could buy whatever you liked and take it in with you in a rucksack because they don't search members only guests of members get searched. Well in this club there was not at the time any doors on the toilets, in fact there simply was no gender division in the toilets therefore guys never peed in the stalls (lets face it, goth girls in new rocks = new balls please if they take offense to you peeing on the toilet seat they then have to sit on) but peeing in the trough put you in full view of everyone. Well on my first night in there I was going to the trough to piss (as per my mates advice) when this goth girl decides she wants to "help" me out. She approaches from behind and then simply slid an arm around me before taking hold of my penis whilst I peed...I have to admit, it was as arousing as it was disturbing, mainly because she was chewing a nice hickie in to my neck at the time.
But Psychotic's mother likes to watch movies with me, it's not my fault! /joke at Psy's mom. Serious side of this, I've dated guys sisters before, so long as you don't cheat on the girl and treat her right during the breakup it can be fine but mess it up and you've lost a friend too. Therefore it's mainly considered off limits because you're risking a lot of crap there.
LIES Mas, Mas! Lies! You've spent forever complaining about me drinking too much and I drink mostly Jack Daniels and other spirits.Ya, I like guys that drink wine more. Just seems to be more classy to me though!
Yeah for my own input to the man rules:
When a friend says to you "Oh man I have had a terrible week and we haven't hung out in ages, I need to go clubbing, dance the night away, meet some girls and forget about it for a bit, come clubbing!" You go clubbing regardless of jetlag, tiredness, pressing coursework/revision, work in the morning, being broke (since it's their need ask them to loan you the cash on the promise of repaying the favour next time, most guys are cool with this), nothing and I mean nothing gets in your way of going out and being the best possible wingman, friend and drinking buddy. Failure to keep to this simple rule is subject to termination of your friendship. There are no excuses the come clubbing was not a request, it was a demand for the guys to rally round and show the man a good time.
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