My female kahjit married that chick with the love letters from the start. She was annoying me too much every time i went ot the shop in Riverwood so i married my toon to her and send her to be in Solitude
My female kahjit married that chick with the love letters from the start. She was annoying me too much every time i went ot the shop in Riverwood so i married my toon to her and send her to be in Solitude
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
Well, it was actually just a Breton and a Nord dashed upon the rocks of a bandit tower thing. Nilheim, I believe. Something like that. I created the gay bit because that just seems like something Nords would do, the pricks.Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Was there a reason OTHER then they were gay? If not it's kind of stupid, considering how many women your woman character can boink without anyone in the world raising an eyebrow.
Got it for Christmas.
I am a pure and utter scumbag. Turn your back for one second and I will pick your pocket and nick all your cheese and cabbages. Poor starving family struggling to make ends meet? NOT MY PROBLEM, PAY YOUR TAXES SIR.
I spent 1000g on a horse yesterday and it promptly got itself killed about ten minutes later.
Yes I am still mad about this.
I have invented a novel way to travel: hurling myself into a river and letting the current take me where I need to go. It's even more fun when I go over huge waterfalls
I also encountered my first giants, but I had a plan to take them down.
THE PLAN:
Cover an arrow with frenzy poison, and stealthily fire it at a giant. He will then go crazy, and he and his pal will pummel the crap out of each other. I will finish off the weakened loser with some more stealthily fired poisoned arrows. I will then teabag their corpses, triumphant and smug.
THE REALITY:
Covered an arrow with frenzy poison, and stealthily fired it at a giant. He and his friend, instead of fighting each other, come sprinting over to me and I get blasted 100ft into the air by their clubs.
On my stealthy character, I steal every single piece of cheese I can find. Every. Single. Piece. I'm hoping by the end of the game to have enough that I can drop it all and make a mountain out of it. I might bury Farengar under it.
I got the first shout. Now I am running around bellowing it everywhere, causing chaos and bedlam wherever I go. I went into the market square in Whiterun and let me tell you there are cabbages everywhere
Tamriel's biggest jerk, right here.
go to high hrothgar to get a version that lets you throw people as well, just go there, do one quest, return, and tadaa! people launching
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Finished the main quest, the Civil War, and got married all the last few days. Very eventful. It was destiny I'm convinced.
Okay so after owning Alduin I thought it would be my duty to finish off the last few forts of Stormcloak scum for the Imperials. I happened to be way in the north and on my way to Solitude I figured I'd jump into one of the Dwemer ruins to recover Mjoll the Lionness's sword for her, like she asked. I did so, loved the Dwemer ruins, and discovered that (SPOILER)the Dwemer ruins in the north all connect to an underground kingdom. When I first went down to Blackreach I had no idea why it had to be so big, but now I saw and was amazed. Holy Final Fantasy 4.
Anyway so I got my orders from Colonel Tigh in Solitude and traveled to Riften so I could get a-hikin' over to the Imperial camp to meet Rikke. But, suddenly, as I'm returning to Mjoll to give her her sword an Elder Dragon attacks inside Riften. Chaos ensues. Guards are shouting. The dragon perches on the blacksmith's house and starts just roasting the central market while all the guards and Mjoll and myself spread out and start trying to fend it off with arrows. It takes to the sky, but I Dragonrend it back to the ground and as it lands just outside the orphanage the whole rabble of us catch up and butcher it to pieces.
As I absorb the soul, everyone stands around amazed but I spy some fatalities being tended to in the charred market. Among them is Aerin, Mjoll's companion who saved her from the Dwemer ruin where she lost her sword. After a moment of silence (in which I tinkered with some equipment) I headed over to Mjoll and returned her sword. She was grateful and offered to accompany me as a companion. Since Aerin was dead, I figured she'd need a shoulder to rest on. Along she goes with me after I cook her up some sweet elven equipment.
So we travel the Rift and she tells me about Aerin when I stop to pack her down with equipment. We slay two dragons together and clear out a mine full of spiders. At this point, I'm taking a liking to this unfortunate and now alone-in-the-world Mjoll gal with the legendary elven warhammer. We arrive at the Imperial camp and are sent to clean up Fort Amol of Stormcloak filth, which we do with the hilarious help of Odahviing, who racks up even more kills than Me the Manbutcher.
Returning to camp to inform Rikke of our victory she sends us to Windhelm to put the finishing touches on Ulfric the traitor. Mjoll and I stroll there and as we approach the city (becoming more acquainted as she regales me with tales of how her father used to be a hunter (over and over again)) we find fire and wreckage. Colonel Tigh is at the gates rallying the troops and when he's done we storm the gates and murder everyone in Windhelm. We arrive at Ulfric's palace where he refuses to accept surrender. After a short battle, he is defeated and I land the last blow on the Sovngarde-ready Jarl. I'm hailed as a hero and in the euphoria I take Mjoll back to Riften and propose at the temple of Mara. We set up the wedding for the next day, so in the meantime we hunt a dragon together as our last tour of duty as singles. We get back to Riften and are joined in holy matrimony, Mjoll wearing the leather studded armor that recalls the wonderful moment we first met, and me in Ulfric's robe (which I made a point to keep instead of just taking and leaving it in a nearby fireplace or tossing off a cliffside as per usual after a murder).
Afterwards, Mjoll and I head over to the late Aerin's house to start our life together. A smurfing dump, so I suggest we move to my place in Whiterun. And there we live happily ever after making sweet love in my bedroom piled halfway up the wall with dragon claw keys. Also Hadvar has a habit of dropping by Whiterun, falling from the sky and then following me around town with his weapon drawn. Oh, Hadvar.
Last edited by Flying Arrow; 12-26-2011 at 07:15 PM.
Yeah, using Frenzy poison was actually I thought of as well the second time I was going to fight giants. But their level is too high, and no Frenzy poison I could find would work on them. =(THE PLAN:
Cover an arrow with frenzy poison, and stealthily fire it at a giant. He will then go crazy, and he and his pal will pummel the crap out of each other. I will finish off the weakened loser with some more stealthily fired poisoned arrows. I will then teabag their corpses, triumphant and smug.
THE REALITY:
Covered an arrow with frenzy poison, and stealthily fired it at a giant. He and his friend, instead of fighting each other, come sprinting over to me and I get blasted 100ft into the air by their clubs.
Also, when finally deciding to go berserk in Whiterun with the Wabbajack, I somehow managed to create an invincible Mudcrab that never disappears! I think it must be some kind of bug, but... it's absolutely awesome! The mudcrab and some general that also can't die are now both struggling in a never-ending battle against each other. I left Whiterun, waited 24 hours, came back... and they were still at it. =)
Last edited by Ultima Shadow; 12-26-2011 at 08:53 PM.
I like doing this too, but it rarely works as the water only goes in one direction because Bethesda are lazy pricks.I have invented a novel way to travel: hurling myself into a river and letting the current take me where I need to go. It's even more fun when I go over huge waterfalls
My girlfriend does this every time she needs to quick travel to Markarth to hike to a new location. The guards there rabble up with axes the second she gets in within eye shot so she just hops in the river and rides it to safety. I also heard you can stop fall damage by shouting Unrelenting Force at the ground just before you hit it.I have invented a novel way to travel: hurling myself into a river and letting the current take me where I need to go. It's even more fun when I go over huge waterfalls
Oh, and this: http://www.youtube.com/<wbr>watch?v=bJDmxtRPoGk
I was at a farm in the middle of nowhere. Some random bint goes "This place is so boring, I wish something would happen". It was at that moment a dragon rocked up out of nowhere and slaughtered her. I refused to believe this was not scripted but there's nothing on the wiki (she does not even have her own entry) so what a beautiful piece of emergent gameplay.
Skyrim : 2500 Cheese wheels rolling off a mountain. - YouTube
Hah, it's like Glastonbury!
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