Fashion You Don't Understand

[Iceglow]

Might I also point out we've pretty effectively derailed the thread now.

Yes, you guys have. No one wants to hear anymore about your imaginary trysts. Please stay on topic.

Ain't nothing imaginary about the way I do my thang! Seriously though Shorty if you're going to claim something cannot be true get some evidence to support your claim. Consider that several members of this forum have met me, been out with me, drunk with me and this snippet: If I wished to merely impress a bunch of strangers I could go out to a bar or a club and impress people, hell I'd go do some street dance lessons and put on a show. I've actually no reasons to lie about my life, if I was to decide to do so, why would I lie about my life on a Final Fantasy forum?

As I said to Dak earlier tonight in IRC... the only thing what outstrips my success rate is my failure rate the difference is I fail I don't get hung up, I move on to the next and the next and the next until I succeed. I could do the maths but I would say 6 in 10 times at the minimum I show an interest and get a no, but 4 in 10 times I'll get a yes. Consider the average situation is a guy like Cuchlain goes out, hits on someone after they've gotten too drunk to even get their words out without slurring and then they go home alone and have a misery wank. I don't believe in giving up, a girl says no that's her choice there are plenty other girls out there who would say yes. Though I will go home alone if the choice is nothing or a girl who I would never go for otherwise.

I refuse to believe he exists.

Oh ye of little faith. Next you'll be starting a war on the believers in me and I will literally be able to claim I am God.

[Quindiana Jones]

Steve looks eerily like Robert Patterson channelling Taxi Driver in that photo.

[Criminally Vulgar]

The thought of Steve impotently thrusting his party sausage into a scared and insecure woman who's just starting to sober up is incredibly evocative. My theory is that he's not so much a Byronic hero, but more akin to 'Spud' from Trainspotting.I suspect that his usual wake up scenario involves defecating into his lover's bedsheets and then anaesthetising the pain with some purchased relief before going out on the prowl again, lonely and titty, but confident of his emanating sexuality. To no avail, however.

[Jiro]

To be fair, Iceglow did rock a pretty kickass mohawk. His skill (which is only further enhanced by his utterly gargantuan level of persistence) at picking up women is impressive, and to ever have doubted him is to underestimate a) him b) women and c) all of the above. That's not to say he gets easy women, or unattractive ones. Believe you me, he gets 'em good. I seen. I be seeing.

[Quindiana Jones]

He knew this right fit bird called Raven Riley. She was fit.

[Iceglow]

Quin, explain to us again why you're a registered sex offender?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Who the hell do you think you are? Seriously you're a newbie. You don't know me for tit literally you don't have a clue as to who I am or anything I doubt I've ever even spoken to you in a post considering the most active I have been since you joined this forum is right now because I agreed to take part in this silly competition for a laugh.

I'm pretty sure you'd feel the exact same way about things if the boot was on the other foot. I don't take kindly to complete smurfing strangers saying tit about me assuming they know anything. Lets just say this: Don't smurfing talk tit about people you don't know because honestly I don't enjoy reading twats with all of 30 posts who I've never spoken to assuming they know things about me feeling comfortable slandering me by name. You're not one of my close friends on here who can have a joke with me like that so seriously shut the smurf up.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ah yeah, did you talk to all your connections in government and get me registered yet? If I'd known you were so powerful, I'd have never said such terrible things to you.

Seriously, CV, apologise to him or he'll tell on you. He knows all the powerful folk. He can get you killed by the SAS with one call.

[Jowy]

honestly i think steve's a handsome fellow

just sayin'

[Jessweeee♪]

Do long fingernails count as fashion? Cause I will never understand those. Mine get chopped right down if any more than about a millimeter of white is showing. My fingernails grow obnoxiously fast and long, too, so I have to keep on them. It sucks.

Like, I at least understand the point of painting them (even if it's something I've never done and never will do), but why make them so long that you can't do anything with your hands?

Personally I can't do anything without long nails. I'm accustomed to them always being long, and it's weird when they're short. Also long nails are great for snapping stubborn seals on water bottles and such.

[Quindiana Jones]

I use my huge biceps to snap seals.

[Shiny]

If I have to tell the lot of you to stop derailing this thread into Steve again I will fart on all of your faces personally. Deleting all that nonsense from here on. Unless of course, you want to talk about Steve's fliphawk and lovely women's riding boots.

Might I also point out we've pretty effectively derailed the thread now.

Yes, you guys have. No one wants to hear anymore about your imaginary trysts. Please stay on topic.

Ain't nothing imaginary about the way I do my thang! Seriously though Shorty if you're going to claim something cannot be true get some evidence to support your claim.

I am serious, and don't call me Shorty.

[Psychotic]

i would like to have the final word on this discussion

steve is a close friend but i don't know why he needs condoms as when he and i have intercourse he's always the bottom

thank you and good night

[Iceglow]

i would like to have the final word on this discussion

steve is a close friend but i don't know why he needs condoms as when he and i have intercourse he's always the bottom

thank you and good night

I'd respond but after the story of us two sharing a hotel room and explaining the Narnia noises as gay sex got out. Neither one of us have a leg to stand on in dispelling this. As for being bottom. I may be but you like to suck my balls.

[Quindiana Jones]

Steve, the only time I've seen Paul suck your balls is when you forced them upon him. I have video evidence.