Originally Posted by
Tifa's Boobs
Here at EoFF we have a ridiculously insane amount of sexy men. I mean, it's pretty damn impressive that I don't have carpal tunnel, if you know what I mean. The truth is, just about every damn man who was nominated (and a few who weren't!) deserve this Ciddie. Each of these men are so god damned desirable, it's a surprise that the women of the forums aren't impregnated by their posts.
And as I've said, each member who was nominated for this award deserves to win it, but just as with the Highlander, there can be only one. One of these men will be lifted up on the pedestal of most doable, for all of the forum to see. One man will have their pick of women (or men) and be the object of our fapping-desires. Only one man can hold the title of Sexiest Male.
Who will it be?
Chris, the promiscuous gay man who has a love of the Irish and whose abs everyone on the forum--and in the world--has seen?
Cuchulainn, the angry and passionate man's man who's the perfect mixture of booze and muscle?
DK, the adventurer who charms with his wit and incredibly bitching beard?
o_O, the insanely silly New Zealander who is always incognito?
Happy Noodle Boy, the rock-and-roll drummer who has the hair of an Italian god?
Jowy, the moody hipster who gives you the taste of the alternative?
Laddy, the Loras Tyrell look alike who will give you a ride on his sword, and will sweep you off your feet with D&D?
Levian, the quiet-and-suave man who has the silent power of seduction?
Loony BoB, the crazy obsessive-compulsive whose smile says, "Come into my web."?
Pantz, the skyscraper viking with the soft-spoken innocence that disappears once he's pillaging you?
Raistlin, the matter-of fact lawyer who will neg you til your his?
sharkythesharkdogg, the bearded master race car driver who is fast-and-furious both behind the wheel and in the bedroom?
Spuuky, the jaded cynic who is a ball of warmth underneath?
Who will be the man EoFF gives this crown to? In all honesty, I really don't care. They're all winners to me...just check my wank bank. You'll see.
streme Wheelie
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