I'd cut off his lips and create an oscillating face mask with his lips on them, then attach that to my face. If it oscillates at around 50hz I should have kissed him enough times to give everyone the perfect life within 5 years though really I just want to get my perfect life so presumably when the perfect life selector chooses me I will receive a sign and not have to wear it any more, unless Im super use to it by then and dont mind keeping it on for a few more years so everyone can have a perfect life.