Hi. I'm late. Don't count me if you don't want to. These are the correct answers though.

(SPOILER)1. Best Member
Jiro
I hear the jungle drums calling his name.

2. Best Male
Jiro
Ji-ro. Mshindiiii. Ji-ro.

3. Best Female
Shorty
EoFF loves her and her bootay.

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz
My massive schlong should win me this one.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Shorty
Her massive rack should win her this one.

6. Best Editor
Jiro
His massive post count should win him this one.

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
His mas... okay, I get it, it's getting old. Proto is a doing a great job as Former Staff.

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
Left, came back, didn't act like a jerk... pretty much the definition of likable veteran.

9. Best Regular
Clo
Bubba could've won it, but nobody would vote for a name like that! Also Clo is cool.

10. Best Newbie
Lockharted
I went into the database and manipulated all the vote PMs to make it so.

11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
Nobody appreciates my goatee.

12. Sexiest Female
Tifa's Boobs
She has the username and the cleavage shots.

13. Cutest Male
Agent Proto
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...time-year.html

14. Cutest Female
Lockharted
Don't you just want to pinch her cheek? Edit: Wait what Sarah said this exact same thing about Phil. What are the odds? IT WAS MEANT TO BE

15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

16. Best Avatar
Goldenboko

17. Best Signature
Psychotic

18. Best Artist
Pete for President

19. Best Writer
Thecloudyday89

20. Best Poster
I'm my own MILF

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Lockharted

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro

23. Best Thread
Bad label placement.

24. Best Post
Bad label placement.

25. Nicest Member
Pike

26. Evilest Member
Bunny

27. Funniest Member
DK

28. Weirdest Member
Mercen-X

29. Most Missed Member
Rye

30. Most Influential Member
Loony BoB
What does this one even mean?

31. Most Mysterious Member
Del Murder

32. Most Underrated Member
Jowy

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB

34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To...

36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Agent Proto

37. Get Banned
Cuchulainn

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Lockharted

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris

40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Citizen Bleys
It's actually Psychotic you guys.

41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Shorty

42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow

43. Be loyal to a fault
Jiro
Good doggie.

44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Tifa's Boobs

45. Believe Ondore's lies
Shorty

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Tifa's Boobs

47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro

48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon

49. Be Black Mage
Vivi22
Red Mage Coffman is the actual funny option, but you're all too lowbrow to get it.

50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted