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(SPOILER)Pike & MILF 2012, obs
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WHERE'S THE LIST OF WHO'S CURRENTLY BOINKING WHO SO WE CAN NOMINATE FOR CUTEST COUPLE
(SPOILER)Pike & MILF 2012, obs
Pics or it didn't happen. I expect FF action figures to be involved as proof.
Be careful what you wish for, Sephex :mwahaha:
Also let's get a list of great threads/posts going so we can nominate for that.
Dude
Last night
I seriously had a dream Hux proposed to you
It was in a bowling alley
And you had like, 3 brothers
And they all had lumberjack beards cos you live in Montana
You know
I think you had a beard too
And on Facebook
On your guys' timelines
You posted
"It ended with a ring!"
Meaning his trip to Bozeman
Yeah...
I don't know why I dreamed about you
Here is a list of posts with three or more reps.
(SPOILER)13 reps - [Music] Del Murder is a jerk
11 reps - Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines....
9 reps - [Music] Del Murder is a jerk
9 reps - Coming out.
7 reps - Glasses or no glasses?
7 reps - If only all politicians felt this way...
6 reps - Triple Triad on EoFF! - Page 6
6 reps - SOPA and PIPA
6 reps - TV's newest hit: Miley Cyrus and The Erotic Cake
6 reps - Coming out.
6 reps - Tech Support
6 reps - Eyes on your shoes - Page 2
6 reps - Mourning the death of the manual.
6 reps - First World Problems - Page 3
6 reps - Steak Appreciation Thread - Page 4
6 reps - Am I white? I disagree - Page 4
6 reps - Transgender beauty queen disqualified from Miss Universe pageant - Page 7
6 reps - Santorum drops out
6 reps - Fascism; Left or right?
5 reps - EOFF HAIKUS
5 reps - Countdown to the Doomsday Apocalypse begins now
5 reps - IMPOSSIBRU! - Page 3
5 reps - IMPOSSIBRU! - Page 4
5 reps - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Page 25
5 reps - Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen - Page 2
5 reps - Soup dude - Page 3
5 reps - Mass Effect 3 in space! - Page 6
5 reps - So my ex isn't over me.
5 reps - PokEoFF: Adventures Abound! - Page 4
5 reps - Compulsive Masturbation
5 reps - Santorum drops out
5 reps - Jiro's War on EoEO
5 reps - The Gay Bible
4 reps - Irresponsible. - Page 3
4 reps - IMPOSSIBRU!
4 reps - IMPOSSIBRU! - Page 2
4 reps - For every vote this poll gets.... - Page 3
4 reps - And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE! - Page 44
4 reps - Ron Paul 2012!
4 reps - Vehicular Homicide - Page 2
4 reps - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Page 23
4 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 34
4 reps - Laddy's house burnt down. - Page 2
4 reps - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Page 33
4 reps - So what is so special about that girly looking Sephiroth anyway?
4 reps - If you aren't a feminist you're a bigot.
4 reps - How Are Your New Year Resolutions Going?
4 reps - Doing It Wrong - Page 3
4 reps - Don't bother.
4 reps - The 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous thread...
4 reps - The 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous thread... - Page 2
4 reps - Altoids
4 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 47
4 reps - It's ok, we promise not to kill you, at least.
4 reps - If you aren't a feminist you're a bigot.
4 reps - Transgender beauty queen disqualified from Miss Universe pageant - Page 2
4 reps - Chicken Wings
4 reps - War and Peace
4 reps - If only all politicians felt this way...
4 reps - If only all politicians felt this way...
4 reps - May I have your attention, please.
4 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 73
4 reps - Fascism; Left or right?
4 reps - Coffee coffee coffee! - Page 2
4 reps - Why do socialists oppose gun rights?
4 reps - Why do socialists oppose gun rights?
4 reps - Phoenix Rising's War on Jiro
4 reps - Fast Food
4 reps - Stuff You Regret
3 reps - If I had a load of money... - Page 6
3 reps - God exists, and He hates you.
3 reps - Are You Hungry? Now Serving the December 2011 Ciddies Voting Thread! VOTING CLOSED - Page 5
3 reps - Corrupt a Wish: the game
3 reps - Countdown to the Doomsday Apocalypse begins now
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 25
3 reps - Eyes On Final Fantasy Dogging UK - Page 4
3 reps - I blame gay marriage
3 reps - The Lifetime Achievement Ciddie is Awarded to Iceglow's Dad - Page 2
3 reps - IMPOSSIBRU!
3 reps - IMPOSSIBRU!
3 reps - For every vote this poll gets....
3 reps - Screw Christmas! It's resolution time! - Page 2
3 reps - [Music] Del Murder is a jerk
3 reps - IMPOSSIBRU! - Page 4
3 reps - [Music] Del Murder is a jerk
3 reps - Corrupt a Wish: the game - Page 4
3 reps - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Page 23
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 33
3 reps - How's Your Eyesight? - Page 2
3 reps - Ron Paul 2012!
3 reps - Ron Paul 2012!
3 reps - Can You Survive Dinosaur Island? - Page 3
3 reps - Dear Psychotic; You win
3 reps - Sooo a bunch of people are still banned! - Page 3
3 reps - I don't want to get married
3 reps - Really, Finland? REALLY?
3 reps - 2011-2012 English Football Season and STEWART DOWNING WHAT ON EARTH Thread - Page 25
3 reps - Would you eat a poo?
3 reps - Would you eat a poo?
3 reps - OFFICIAL PORTAL 3 TRAILER!!!
3 reps - SOPA and PIPA
3 reps - SOPA and PIPA
3 reps - How does one "eat healthier"?
3 reps - How does one "eat healthier"?
3 reps - Final Fantasy XIII-2 Collector's Edition Giveaway! - Congrats DMKA! - Page 9
3 reps - Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen - Page 4
3 reps - Why are only girls usually allowed to break gender roles?
3 reps - I am... immortal!
3 reps - Ducks - Page 2
3 reps - I am... immortal! - Page 2
3 reps - Wikipedia, you so crazy - Page 2
3 reps - Here is an essay I wrote for engineering, enjoy or hate, I really don't care either w
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 38
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 39
3 reps - Singin' in the Rain - Page 2
3 reps - Accents! - Page 4
3 reps - A bit of a grey area...
3 reps - Be My Valentine? 1in 8 couples meet online!
3 reps - You're My Valentine, EoFF
3 reps - What I Want In a Lover
3 reps - FF7 Riddles From Zero - Page 42
3 reps - Augment Yourself
3 reps - Nerdy Tattoos
3 reps - What is Dr. Mario a doctor of?
3 reps - Putting all my eggs in the oven
3 reps - Banana Bar Crawl
3 reps - Banana Bar Crawl
3 reps - So my ex isn't over me.
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 49
3 reps - Have we gone too-PC for our own good?
3 reps - Paranoia
3 reps - It's not a FAQ if no one asked you anything, so what is it?
3 reps - If you aren't a feminist you're a bigot.
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 57
3 reps - Long article on FFVI design philosophies.
3 reps - URGENT! NEED HELP! - Page 2
3 reps - Badasses - Page 3
3 reps - Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines....
3 reps - What's with all the miniature horses?
3 reps - Transgender beauty queen disqualified from Miss Universe pageant - Page 3
3 reps - Transgender beauty queen disqualified from Miss Universe pageant - Page 3
3 reps - EoFF RPG Party! - Page 2
3 reps - Lets Talk About Penises - Page 3
3 reps - The Girly Forum Has Too Many Men In It - Page 2
3 reps - Santorum drops out
3 reps - War and Peace
3 reps - The picture thread of FIRE ANTS!!! - Page 67
3 reps - Santorum drops out
3 reps - Santorum drops out
3 reps - Favorite Italian Snack
3 reps - May I have your attention, please. - Page 2
3 reps - Am I white? I disagree - Page 8
3 reps - Boxes fallin on mah head; Srsbizniz.
3 reps - If I Can't See it I Don't Believe it
3 reps - Government is good and you should be grateful.
3 reps - War and Peace
3 reps - Jiro's War on EoEO - Page 3
3 reps - General Chat's War on EoEO
3 reps - Jiro's War on EoEO - Page 4
3 reps - General Chat's War on EoEO
3 reps - General Chat's War on EoEO
3 reps - Why do socialists oppose gun rights?
3 reps - The relationship between cash money and fatties
3 reps - The relationship between cash money and fatties
3 reps - Today is Draw Muhammad day
3 reps - Greetings, citizens of EoFF.
3 reps - What If Your Dad Was a Nazi?
3 reps - What If Your Dad Was a Nazi?
3 reps - Hi guys
3 reps - Mid-Year Ciddies 2012 - NOMINATIONS are now underway!
Existing custom titles of people who have posted in 2012.
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*~Angel Wing~* ? Italian Princess ? *Devore* Knight of Nothing .:kerrod:. i am electro boy ~*~Celes~*~ EoFF's Laundry Goddess 0mNiS|aSh Blargh! I'm dead 41-Inches-Wide Add Me to Your Mana Pool Ace14 Now comes in a can Aerisfanatic Don't Hate. Aerith's Knight I'm selling these fine leather jackets Agent Proto 20% Cooler http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s01/star-2.gif Alive-Man bend option AmariaSama I am the reinforcements. Araciel Robosexual Ashi Low Blood Pressure Lord Award Bot Insert Fitting Pun Here Awrini Master of PYREX Azar Hope Rides Alone http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s01/star-2.gif Baloki Last Exile Behold the Void Gamecrafter Bert I am... BG-57 What You Say? Big D It's exciting! bipper Tomfoolery black orb One hit wonder blackmage_nuke That's me! Bolivar Fools! Breine carte blanche Brennan Stud Muffin Bunny Internet Phenomenon Burtsplurt Says "yes" Caboose For Science! charliepanayi The Misanthropist Chemical Almost Lover chionos Default Title.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s01/star-2.gif Chris By Starlight Christmas DREAM AND.....RAWR~~~!!!! Cid Away Cim Tyrant Citizen Bleys The Great Khan Clo swagg CloudDragon Happy Hop! Clouded Sky clouded sheep ? crazybayman Funkadelic Jammer crono_logical Hypnotising you Crop Another fine mess! Cuchulainn Nobody's Hero DarkBahamut Do You Like Waffles? Del Murder Second Best Member demondude oscillate wildly Depression Moon Plague of Sorrow Dignified Pauper Score: 0 out of 2 DK Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope DMKA GO TEAM FFXIII! o/ dougicidal #hilarioudDOTtumbltDOTcom Dr. Acula I'm dumn. Dragoon91786 The Dragon Lord Dreddz Goonies never say die Eagle299 Ninja rabbit edczxcvbnm Posts Occur in Real Time Eiko Guy I miss kinje longaway :[ Elite Lord Sigma Resident Fire Emblem Fan Elpizo Yes, I'm a FF III fan. Endless Prinny God Evastio Gwonam is THE Squadalaman FFFFsephychibi FruFru will suffocate you fire_of_avalon Oh lard Jesus it's a fiar Flambard D'Quinceteth Not an imposter. ¬_¬ Flying Mullet Old school, like an old fool. Fonzie Some kind of Nature~ Freya Holy Tits Batman! Fuzakeru -=Hentai School Girl=- G13 Like a G... s-six? GhandiOwnsYou Misspelled for No Reason. Giga Guess The flying homo! Goldenboko Gold is the new black GrimmReaper Pockets Happy Noodle Boy Nipple Inspector Hearts <( " )> Heath Good God, Lemon Hikari "Kari" Akuma Desu with a Knife Hypoallergenic Cactuar The original party pony I Don't Need A Name Andysaurus Rex I Took the Red Pill qokdgjnaodjgnxvinkxcnbdqi Iceglow Arma Quimica I'm my own MILF Luna's Right Hoof Inferno Glorious basterd jenovajunkie A shark infested ocean... Jessweeee♪ \o GO TEAM FFXIII! Jirito Jirito De Las Espadas Jiro Made to make your mouth water! JKTrix oreodaredattoomotteyagaru Jowy mod me already Kai McCloud Sephiroths mentor Kai Seraph Niku! KaiserDragon Heir of the Great Fire Kalilung art of seduction Kalinda The Last Ray of Hope Karifean Spirit of Gaya Kentarou Official EoFF Wizzrobe Kirobaito Mr. Encyclopedia Kossage Mr. Smiles krissy new order of operations Laddy Teddy's Done With Ur Sh*t Larahl Scrumptious leader of mortals Enderof1337 Leeza rowr http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/sm...hellokitty.gif Levian sly gypsy Lindar Orichalcon's True Wielder Lionx Taokaka's Cat Person ljkkjlcm9 THE JACKEL Lone Wolf Leonhart re:Custom User Title Loony BoB Newbie louby_4eva Smile!!!!!! m4tt Skipper Dan Madonna one lonely star magewarrior my destiny evades me Markus. D Markusdot Marshall Banana Monda Time McLovin' I am Mclovin! ~ 2007 Meat Puppet Harpagruwa Hotel! Melissaur The more you Know Mercen-X Vincent X27 Miriel http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s01/star-2.gifpermanently mittenhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s01/star-2.gif Miss_Lulu Doctor Who? MJN SEIFER Friendship *is* magic. Mogi Astounding! Momiji Fragaria addict Mo-Nercy Not a banana My Little Pokey The Original Little Pony NeoTifa diafnaoplzkthnxbai Nevermore Curse from the North nik0tine All about looking. NorthernChaosGod Flutterborn o_O i n v i s i b l ehttp://dl.dropbox.com/u/3451091/t.gif Old Manus Mold Anus Ouch! Zachie Chan Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World ninja.exe Parker *thinks about vaginas* Peegee Your very own Pikachu! Phoenix Rising Traitors Can't Hide. PhoenixAsh I have one matching sock Pike 'd the punch prayzer son-of-a-monkeyspank! Psychokitty 'Cuz Everyone Needs Crazy Psychotic Excuse my fartery, sir. Quina No can eat Rainecloud Silent Emotion Raistlin ShlupQuack's Pimp Rantz Rantz Revolution Satisfied as thwack Relena Peacecraft Total Pacifist Renmiri Lives in a zoo robfinalfantasy Onion Knight Rocket Edge Prestiging is for Roogle Fortune Teller Rostum Moiety Rebel Roto13 Will be banned again rubah Draw the Drapes rydrum2112 Methodologist Rye dizzy up the girl SammieBabe Esto perpetua Samuraid Ominous Wanderer Scottie 43922 ScottNUMBERS pinchpinchpinchpinchpinch ScottyRedXIII One Speed, One Gear, GO!! Sephex Within the Giant Sephiroth One-Winged Angel Sephiroth1999AD A Na'vi ate my avatar sharkythesharkdogg blood in the water Shattered Dreamer Twisted Reality Shin Gouken I AM NOT A PRETTY BOY! Shiny Mmm child u dun did it shion only sometimes Shlup It is My Density Shoden Ice Cream Van Driver Shoeberto it's a motherf-cking war Shorty Sassbucket McGee ShunNakamura Grimoire of the Sages Silent Warrior Flan-smiter silentenigma Oh hello there! sir helix red headed monkey dude Sir Lancealot Some Mitten Lover skt It's a full time gig. Spawn of Sephiroth O Captain! My Captain! Squall_Leonhart3:16 Xtreme starlet Bitches love me Super Sepiroth -=Dark_Messiah=- SuperMillionaire You can go 50/50... Sword The Seeker Sylvie ?????? syun_ukiya Gatekeeper of Strong Wind Tasura Sarcastic Robot Tavaryn Father of Death Tavrobel One Hundred Chimneys Terror of Zanarkand former theif of Zozo The Captain Keep Flying The Man Punch King The Summoner of Leviathan Kingkiller The White Wizard of Fynn EoFF's official W. Mage themagicroundabout oh, sweet nuthin' ThePheonix theundeadhero Derp Derp Tifa's Boobs If I look back, I am lost Tigmafuzz Dr. Vodka Timekeeper Tick tock, time is mana. TrollHunter Baby punting pro TyphoonThaReapa A Lyrical Storm Is Coming Ultima Shadow The Lecher Unbreakable Will Mmm, monkeys! Uncle Big Hands Bitches Værn Chaos is Magic VampireCrono The village idiot. Venom65437 Oh noes! Vivi22 The Professor Vyk Hail to the king! War Angel 2nd Protector of the Sun WildRaubtier GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD Wolf Kanno Memento Mori Zeldy you are the dawn ? zorander -Z-
Yeah, I kind of figure it's my only real shot I'll get at best post, so I might as well shamelessly self-promote now. Hell, I don't even get 1 rep very often unless I mention SMAC in a post and Pike happens to see it.
I have barely limit broken a post once! As in, the most I've gotten from one post was five.
Also, fiery, that's great.
I managed to get a full limit for the PG comic and the HORRIBLE pun I made in Pike's ex thread. I tried to use the limit, but nothing happened. :(
Del Murder is a jerk for Best Thread!
I've never made it to 3 reps on a post as far as I can remember. Seems I need to break out my clever hat.
I only get mass reps when I'm a dick to people but I don't think I've ever "limit broken"
My post in Freya's PokeEoFF comic thread, which she needs to get back to immediately because it's awesome. Oh, and I want to also include her thread for best thread consideration.
Soup Dude for best post by yours truly! My one and only limit breaker! This thread title should now be changed to shameless plugs...
I used my limit break on one of those charity muggers on my way to work.
It was satisfying.
Did not know about the existence of reps until now. And turns out I have 8. And 5 of them are for my single post in the Gay Bible thread. I just wanted to thank everybody for this :whimper:
You'll always be remembered as the gay bible dude. That's somethin', eh?
Also, EOFF Haikus. There's never been a greater piece of work. It was hidden down in the eoff dungeon called writer's corner and still got its limit break on. Seriously, folks.
EoFF Pictionary 2 ftw
Steak Appreciation Thread!
smurf I SHOULD'VE NOMINATED SOUP DUDE FOR BEST THREAD. I mean I made it sure but it was really everybody else that made it what it was, and that was smurfing awesome. SOUP DUDE 2012
Sylvie & Jiro 2012
Sylvie & Mel 2012
Sylvie & Krissy 2012
Lol, we both know it had little to do with what you said and more about to whom.
That's what I get for joining another mediocre gaming site, attempting to have any kind of serious conversation whatsoever. *And in the serious section at that*. Talk about adding insult to injury.
The same morons who originally attacked me are the one's that turn around talking about troll this and troll that.
Suck a big giant dick. I get banned from that section for not being a mockery of it. Keep people like me in there and it will actually be a section worthy of what is written underneath it's title.
*real trolling*
hahahahahahaha
The Onion is your Bible. You live a life of falsehoods upheld by laugh nows and cry laters.
That isn't just a biblical truth, but the whole of reality. What do you think the people at the World Trade Center on 9/11 are thinking in their minds, both the condemned and the saved? Do you think the dependant box you live in is worth anything more then it's name represents?
I don't have to mock you. You mock yourself. You are quite literally the joke of the world, with the joke condoling your own ignorance.
*real trolling*
o.o How did this thread go from "hey post some stuff you think should be nominated" to rant-o-rama? Back to things that should be nommed!
On that note, can I get some artist suggestions ,we really haven't had any artists active in the past 6 months. Can we count the photographers in the photo comps?
Also, thanks proot :aimkiss:
I usually count the photographers. Shlup for best artist!
And yes, let's keep this thread to posting FYC items.
For best thread, there have been a ton of great threads in the last six months, and as for best post, it would be nearly impossible to choose.
I would like to show off my signature though.
I have no idea who has the best avatar, they change so often, and there are a bunch of good ones. I can safely eliminate parker, bubbaforever, and sum1sgruj from best avatar, but that's about it.
This is all my fault :(
My only regret with Sum1sGruj getting banned is that we never got to see him fight Phoenix Rising.
My only regret is that I was going to nominate him for best noob.
My only regret is that we're talking about him instead of the Ciddies. ;______________;
Art is art. I would say anything goes unless it is out and out money shot pornography. If you have concerns, link a mod for review. If it's really vivid or graphic you can spoiler or offlink it.
That was one of the more amusing forum meltdowns I've seen lately.
We'll see what Megan's verdict is. I sent the art for her to review for appropriateness.
It's never too far, baby.Quote:
but Sylvie's bedazzled penis is just one step too far.
No way, did I miss a meltdown?
Try reading the thread.
That wasn't a very big meltdown....
Are you sure that was the whole thing?
No, that was just the end of it. However, it appears the other thread has been moved to a staff-only forum. There was more in the "schizophrenia: origin, religion's part in it" thread, or something like that
Oh.
...
As for best post, I'm not entirely sure it was this forum, but I seem to remember someone making a drunk post about how they hide their gameboy games in their anus to prevent aliens from eating them. If someone can find that post, I vote for that one.
It started in EoEO when he tried arguing that demons are responsible for schizophrenia while also arguing in another thread that the Holocaust wasn't a big deal, was a Zionist conspiracy to harvest pity, etc.
I must have struck a nerve with him because he went on a rampage of insults after angrily calling me an idiot because of my spiritual beliefs and blah blah blah.
Good stuff.
The "What if your dad was a Nazi?" thread. I thought you'd have been all over that one, Jewboy. You :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing Hobbit mother:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:er.
love you aaron
It was already tl;dr by the time I saw it. I assume Gruj was probably the reason why.
Yeah he was terrible. I'm glad he snapped.
Please drop this issue and get back to the topic the Ciddies or I will start deleting posts.
Del Murder for Sexiest Dictator
Del Murder for MOST OPPRESSIVE FASCIST!!!!
I was going to nominate Peeg for MLT Get Banned, but he was banned. So I nominated someone else. Now my nomination for MLT Get Banned just got banned. God dammit. Stop screwing with my noms. :mad2: Time to find another target.
I always nominate Psychotic for that award but my wish never comes true. :(
HC for MLT Try Too Hard
chionos for terrible lawn care
Pike for most likely to a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper.
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Will somebody vm about why PG was banned. I wasn't done sexing his female part yet.
you are a charmer hypo
anyway i have an unphotoshopped pic of the above
http://i.imgur.com/Mc1qQ.jpg
HC should rename himself Zack's (or Cloud's) Crotch to counter Tifa's Boobs.
Or maybe I should have it done to me.... only if I somehow end up winning Best Male or Best Member this Ciddies. smurf it, let's do it! If I win either of the first two awards, I'll have my name changed to Zack's Crotch for three three months, or longer.
Don't you dare. Now that you have suggested it, it must happen! I am the biggest Zack fanboy in the world! I have a poster of him next to my bed.
I might have a man crush.
Okay, let's do this. We'll make a bet to see who gets their name changed...
Who wins more Ciddies between you and me will have their name changed to Zack's Crotch. AGREED?
And the loser's name will be changed to Aerith's Crabs for a month.
Deal?
Nominating boobs for something is never a bad idea.
Name another part that would be a better nomination in that example.
ears.
I'm pretty sure that is the best answer. Either that or elbows, I'll let you choose.
I want to be The Shaft of Cid's Spear
Isn't it just the greatest?
NCG and Jiro for MLT get together. EEEEEyup
At least it's not NCG and G13
We did have that kiss already.
Or him and his peeping tom collection.
Is it too late for me to nominate "Sephiroth's Schlong" as one of the name thingys?
Yuffie's smelly glove. Reeve's furry fetish.
I was told that I had to speak about one of the MLT awards by my GF. So for your consideration, I give this sound clip.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/38564339/Wheatley.wav
Forgive the quality, I've been pre-occupied and didn't have time to do a good job about sound quality and remove background noise.