I...I don't know how to break this to you people but...Loony BoB has gone missing. We can't find him. He could be face down in the back of an alley somewhere in downtown Edinburgh, or even worse, he COULD be somewhere like Wolverhampton. Or Rhyll. I don't know. None of us know. And without him here to head our team and organize everything, we're falling to pieces. SamuraiD has disappeared into a pit of despair somewhere, FlyingMullet has fallen back into his old ways and started hitting the bottle again; he can't even tell the difference between FFVI and FFVIII anymore. I've never seen him this bad. theundeadhero recently made a return to the Site Staff forum after an absence, and well...the state of things hit him really hard. You have to remember, guys, he left at a point when the Site Staff were at the peak of their powers. He returned to find our beloved leader gone and the place looking like Iraq. He was so distraught he killed a man and we had to send him to the foreign legion so he didn't get sent down for life. We won't see our dear friend again for a long time because of this.
Azar and Strider have convinced themselves that it's not really happening and that BoB is still with us, they've built a Chocobo out of yellow towels, kiwi feathers and various Eyes on Final Fantasy members hair and have "meetings" where they sit and talk to this abominable creation to try and discuss the future of the Dirge of Cerberus section. The only person who is apparently unaffected by this is Spatvark...now, we all know what Pete is like. There have been whispers that he's the reason behind BoB's disappearance, the rage that has consumed him for years finally got the better of him and he took it out on sweet little Towns. Of course, in public he gruffly denies this and pledges his allegiance, but you never know with that one.
As for myself? I miss my Townsy-wownsy. The comforting arm around the shoulder whenever updating gets too hard, the little smile to let me know everything is okay...I can't function properly anymore. A broken man. EoFF without Loony BoB itself is broken. It's incomplete, like someone has taken the Mona Lisa and cut her nose off.
And so, we cry out to you, gentle public. Please help us, as a service for us and for yourselves. Any information you can give us about Loony BoB's whereabouts, any leads, anything. Help us find him and bring EoFF back to glory! You can join the forums and PM us Site Staffers with knowledge of his whereabouts, or e-mail me with my address here with any information you may have. He was last seen somewhere around forum member fire_of_avalon's house enquiring if she might give him some of her hair to add to his collection.
Please, anything you know might solve the case. Eyes on Final Fantasy thanks you!
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