Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary Ciddies - Winner's Ceremony!

Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Originally Posted by Faris

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

((obligatory ff5sp plug))

I've learned a couple of lessons regarding what to or what not to eat that day...

Award Chocobo: Alright! To present the next award, I give you - live from the communications tower in Dollet - Biggs and Wedge from World VIII! Guys, can you hear me?

Footage appears: On top of the communication tower in Dollet.

Lieutenant Wedge: Why is it always so bloody cold up here?

Major Biggs: Stop whinging. You fixed the tower, right?

Wedge: Done and dusted, sir.

Biggs: Excellent. How's my hair?

Wedge: It's like you've just stepped out of a salon. How do you get your hair so bouncy?

Biggs: I use coconut and jojoba oil. You really see it shine in the sunlight.

Wedge: Ah right, I use lavender enriched with aloe vera but mine still looks a tad greasy. How did you find out about that?

Biggs: Some camp guy I met called Irvine put me onto it...

Wedge: So who is up for this award then? Anyone we know?

Biggs: Here, have a butchers.

Biggs hands Wedge the list of nominees.

Wedge: Look at all these prats. I should have been nominated for Angriest Member!

Biggs: You? Why the hell would anyo...

Wedge: AAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Biggs: Jesus Christ, I just nearly shat myself! What are you doing?!!

Wedge: That's my War Cry! To go with my War Face...

Wedge pulls a pained sort of grimace.

Biggs: You look like you're having a tricky poo. Why don't you try...

Wedge: AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!

Biggs: Stop doing that, you irritating prick! You sound like you're being violated by a Chimera.

Wedge: Sorry...

Biggs: It is a sorry list though... Adelbert Steiner? He looks like a white Shrek.

Wedge: Amarant Coral? Hmph, ginger. Can't trust them.

Biggs: Ha, Auron?! To rhyme with moron.

Wedge: Barrett Wallace?! To rhyme with... err... solace.

Biggs: That was terrible. Leave the rhyming to me, you knob. Cid Highwind? Sounds like he farts a lot.

Wedge: Lightning? Wasn't she the blonde one from the UK version of 'Gladiators'?

Biggs: What's the UK?

Wedge: I have no idea.

Biggs: Lulu? God, this just gets worse and worse...

Wedge: Zell Dincht... I remember that little cock.

Biggs: Well, I think just reading this list has made me angrier than any one of these little turd bullets.

Wedge: Heads up, Major. Here comes a crew member!

A member of the communications tower staff approaches Biggs and Wedge.

Staff: Sorry guys, we're going to have to cancel. The communications tower is buggered so we can't receive. We've been broadcasting for a while, but we have no idea if it's getting through, or if it's even time for the presentation or not.

Major Biggs turns to Lieutenant Wedge.

Biggs: You prick.

Footage stops.

Award Chocobo: Well, uh... right. Uh, what I'm sure Biggs and Wedge meant to say is... "And the winner is..."

Poor Wedge just can't get a break or a raise.

Angriest Character

The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX · Amarant Coral - FFIX · Auron - FFX · Barret Wallace - FFVII · Cid Highwind - FFVII · Lightning - FFXIII · Lulu - FFX · Zell Dincht - FFVIII

And the winner is...
Barret Wallace

Aint no gettin offa this anger management course we on.

Again. Not Cid Highwind?!?!

Happiest Character

The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII · Laguna Loire - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Rikku - FFX · Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII · Yuffie Kisaragi - FFVII · Zidane Tribal - FFIX

Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Refia

That is one ugly chocobo!

Refia: Oh hey, it's me, Refia! I'm supposed to be at my dad Takka's, hammerin' some mythril, but I decided to sneak out and talk to you guys about the happiest FF character!

Final Fantasy has always had some pretty peppy guys and gals boppin' about, and these specimens are not exception. In fact, they are just the friendliest and smilingiest people you'll ever meet! So here's the nominees!

Cait Sith! This robot-cat thing starts if telling fortunes at the Gold Saucer, a huge amusement park. If that isn't just the happiest job in the world, I don't know what is! Cait Sith spends the entire games being super positive and friendly to everyone, even when he sacrifices himself he's cutting jokes. Cait Sith may not be the most trustworthy companion, but he's certainly one of the most happy!

Laguna Loire! Laguna has had a bunch of tough jobs, from soldier to president. However, he never stops having a smile on his face and a good attitude to match! A more empathetic and sensitive character, Laguna manages to go through every little trial with a good attitude. I mean, a guy who helps his wounded friend by tickling has to be fun! Right? Right!?

Quina Quen! Quina's an even man/woman to please. Just toss him/her some food and s/he will be satisifed and will follow you anywhere. Quina's a simple Qu, finsing joy in anything edible. So Quina finds joy in a lot of things. Yes, Quina would even eat Regent Cid int he form of a frog. Eyuch. Anyway, Quina's a simple soul who finds a little bit of deliciousness in each aspect of life.

Rikku! At 15, Rikku has already displayed a very advanced understanding of machinery and other topics. However, she's anything but a no-fun nerd. Rikku is a super happy Al Bhed, spouting out such fun made-up words like ""disasteriffic,"" Rikku manages to turn even the most serious moments into something fun.l Yes, Rikku can make tutorials fun. Even Quistis couldn't do that. So it doesn't matter if you're slaying gods are learning about Sphere Grids, Rikku is always a card to have around.

Selphie Tilmitt! Selphie is a very happy little girl in an adolescent's body. She loves everything: especially trains! Just ask her, she'll sing a fun little diddy for you! Anyway, Selphie's a fun girl to have around, as she always manages to liven the party with her super-sweet carefree attitude. You'll be hard-pressed to find someone more excited than her. And if you do, let me know! I'm pretty sure that person doesn't exist, though.

Yuffie Kisaragi! Yuffie is ceratinly a happy one. I mean, she just wants a bunch of materia in a world covered in it! Even her hard-nosed dad couln't keep track of her. Yuffie is just too cool for school, I guess. Heck, even Sephiroth couldn't break her down. Yuffie may not be the most important person in the game, but she definitely makes it a lot more fun, especially around those serious stick-in-the-muds like CLoud or Vincent. So yeah, Yuffie, one happy lil' ninja!

Zidane Tribal! Zidane is the leading man of his particular game, and he does it with such a friendlky and laidback grace that you have almost as much fun as he is. Not much bothers this guy for long, not even an existential crisis! Anyway, Zidane will be flirtin' everywhere he goes, that lovable gentleman togue of him. He steals your heart with his laidback attitude and cool-as-ice nature. Zidane is always making people feel good and look at the bright side of things. In short, Zidane is one happy dude.

So there's the happiest FF characters? But who's the happiest? Well, it's time to find out. The winner is...

I'd be happy too if I didn't have to wear this annoying dress.

Teeehehehehehehe.... I got excited.

Refia opens up the envelope for Happiest Character Photographer: Luran-V

Refia looks a lot better than that chocobo!

Nice colours in the artwork ooooo <3

Happiest Character

The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII · Laguna Loire - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Rikku - FFX · Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII · Yuffie Kisaragi - FFVII · Zidane Tribal - FFIX

And the winner is...
Selphie Tilmitt

Yay Selphie won lets spread peace and joy together!

A black & white shot of Selphie with her brand new Ciddie! Photographer: Luran-V

Two great pieces of art in a row from Luran-V!

Evilest Character

The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII · Emperor Mateus - FFII · Exdeath - FFV · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Kuja - FFIX · Sephiroth - FFVII · Seymour Guado - FFX · Vayne Carudas Solidor - FFXII

Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Dr. Shantotto
with Ajido-Marujido

Just what is Shantotto a doctor in?

I imagine Kefka's gonna win, but I'm rooting for Kuja!