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Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary Ciddies Final Fantasy Awards... with style! |
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As part of the Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary celebrations, Eyes on Final Fantasy decided to get some of the best members and artists to work together to create an awards event unlike anything you've seen before! This wasn't just a standard awards event where you vote and then someday someone tells you who won, and that's that... no, this event was created as an elaborate show within the Final Fantasy 'multiverse', and it's our delight to present the results to you. Please, follow the below links to find out who won what award, who sang what newly-created song while playing their guitar, who saves the day and more!
This event was created with the intention of saying a massive thankyou to Square-Enix and Final Fantasy. From the fans - all of us!
If you want the full version, including posts by members and Award Creatures, follow this link.
If you want the condensed version without any member comments/posts, follow this link.
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Come on Tidus disappears! Go away you crybaby!
I'm glad they won~
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Yuna: Hay guuurrrrrrrlllls what's going on?!
Rikku: YUNA IS SOOOO PRETTY!
Yuna: We all look like sexy muffins!!!
Paine: Uhm, guys we're here for a reason and everyone is watching...
Rikku: To put on a show?!! Sing Yunie!!
Paine: NO NO NO! We're here to present the nominees for Sexiest Male -_-;;
Yuna: Ooooooooooohhhh... Who are the nominees? I want to see some hot studs!!!
Paine: ...Read the teleprompter! Also, we may need microphones so that everyone can hear us.
Yuna: Can everyone hear us?!!
Rikku: This microphone looks like an ice cream cone!
Yuna: Whoaaaaa, I never noticed that before. I wonder if they taste like anything!
Paine: Will you two focus! Also that's not food...
Rikku: Owie, my teeth!
Paine: Bitch, what did I tell you? Read the teleprompter!!
Yuna & Rikku: ooooooooooh...
All three: The nominees for Sexiest Male are....
Yuna & Rikku: You read the names Paine! You're good at reading things!
Paine: *sigh* First is... Auron from Final Fantasy X
Yuna & Rikku: EWWWWWWWW He's old!! And... like... dead or something.
Paine: Oh come on you two, if you had to be some old guy's love kitten it would totally be him. He's soooo mysterious
Yuna: He's like the dad of the group. Ew, just go to the next guy! I want to see some hotties!
Rikku: MONKEY!
Paine: No, Rikku... Next is Balthier from Final Fantasy XII
Yuna & Rikku: OOoooohhh
Yuna: He can steal my treasure any day!
Rikku: I will be a bunny for him any day! :mymelomfg:
Paine: He is quite smashing, yes. Next is Bartz Klauser from Final Fantasy V
Yuna & Rikku: Meh!
Yuna: He's a bit scrawny...
Rikku: Wasn't his name originally Butz? That worries me...
Yuna: Yeah! and he toooootttaaaaallllly found some dude hot
Paine: Dude turned out to be a chick, didn't you play past the first 10 minutes?
Yuna: A butterfly flew in and I forgot what I was doing.
Paine: Why do I hang out with you air heads? Anyway Basch fon Ronsenburg from Final Fantasy XII
Yuna & Rikku: Because you love usssss! Another old dude, NEXT!!
Paine: You two are so judgemental, that stubble can take me home every night 24/7
Yuna & Rikku: Paine is into old dudes! Paine is into old dudes!!
Paine: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! What do you two think of Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII?
Rikku: ooooooh, he has a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sword. It's shiny too :whaaa:
Yuna: It's deeefinitely compensating for something but he's so mysterious and dreamy...
Paine: Awwwww yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh he and I can compare swords any day!
Yuna:
Paine: ...bitch don't judge me. See?! I have a big sword too! See?
Yuna: It's not that big.
Paine: Quiet, you... Edgar Roni Figaro from Final Fantasy VI
Rikku: Heeeeeeyyyyy where did the shiny go?!!!!!???
Paine: You were staring the entire time? -_-
Rikku: Shiny gone
Paine: Well check out Edgar, shiny sword man will be back later.
Rikku: OKAYYYY!! Oooooh, he has a cape, does that mean he's Superman?! ...!! DOES HE FLY?!
Yuna: Maybe he's like Batman and Batman is super rich!
Yuna & Rikku: Either way he's super dreamy~
Paine:
Yuna: He kind of reminds me of you Paine. With the whole black leather thing. What is with that anyway? It's weird and doesn't that like... make it harder to move?
Rikku: HIS SWORD GOES PEW PEW!!
Paine: At least I don't dress like a slut!
Yuna: Hey, that was mean!!
Rikku: Noooo Yunie is crying!
Paine: Please stop crying. This leather is giving me a wedgie and putting off my mood. I didn't mean it!
Yuna & Rikku:
Paine: Uhm... here, look! Big shiny is back thanks to Zack Fair From Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
Yuna & Rikku: oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :whaaa::whaaa:
Paine: Phew, dodged that one.
Tidus: HEEEEEYYYY Why wasn't I nominated for this? Yuna thinks I'm sexy!
Paine: Tidus, you look like Meg Ryan
Tidus:
Paine: *sigh* Sure, whatever...
Wakka: You bitches be crazy! Play more Blitzball!
Paine: ...Can I go home now? Oh, right, the envelope. And the winner is...
So We have to present the best moment award... well this one will be easy, this forum loves space so....
NO! It'll be End of an Era, did you see that destruction? DID YOU SEE THE EXPLOSIONS?!
You're not going to say it'll be Aeris?
Why do you bring that up again, I thought I told you that was in the past and we should never speak of it.
Touchhhy. Okay other than end of an era which one do you l--
Ooh ooh ahh ahh!
What is that?
Oh that's my pet monkey! Zidane!
Oooh ooh ahh ahh!
Who's a cute monkey! You're a cute monkey!
oooooh ooooh!
Which one do you like monkey man!
Ahh ahhh oooh!
What'd he say?
Do I look like I speak monkey?
GUYYYYSSSSSSSS
Crap, who invited Tidus?
Guyysss what are you doing withouttt meeeee?
Stop crying! We're just presenting an award!
Without me
Stop... stop crying.. tidus.. stop-- we... STOP CRYING!
All I do is befriend you guys. I just want you to play blitzball with me. And you don't even want to be friends, you don't invite me to speeches or yoga practice! I was looking for you guys I needed to tell you a story...
This isn't another story about how you stepped on a bug and that made you sad is it?
... oooh.....
God Tidus, this is why we didn't invite you, you're too emotional.
I'M NOT EMOTIONAL!
YES YOU ARE.
Why'd you invite the monkey and not me!
Cause the monkey is adorable. Aren't you, you're just so cute!
Oooh oooh ahhh!
Ugh, we need to see who won this award
Ooo OO AhhhAhhh
What are you doing?
He's a monkey too! We're all going to become monkeys! AHHHHH.
I think he knows what moment won! I'm trying to ask the monkey what won!
....
I think that award chocobo can speak monkey. Let's ask him!
Why can't you ask me?
No one would tell you who won, it'd upset you. You're too emotional.
I'M NOT EMOTIONAL!
Hey Award Chocobo, What's the monkey saying? Who won? Oh, right, the envelope... whatever. And the winner is...