• Cloud Strife arrested after DUI incident in Midgar

    It has been revealed that local celebrity Cloud Strife was arrested after driving his motorcycle while under the influence of alcohol late in the evening of Monday night.



    Witnesses claim that Strife had been participating in a 'Neknomination' challenge set by his comrade Barret Wallace in the popular bar, 7th Heaven. The owner of 7th Heaven, Tifa Lockhart, comments: "this is just what they do, Barret and Cloud are always up to something whether it's drinking jello shots, or holding each other upside down to drink a from a keg.... if they've seen it on the internet, they'll do it."

    This image was taken from Wallace's Facebook:



    The cocktail in question is a mixture of Vodka, Gin, Chambord, and finished with a Hyper and Speed Drink. A local who wished to remain anonymous spoke of the drink: "That drink is certainly a Nightmare. It gives you so much energy but it tastes disgusting. I don't know who invented that but they were having some kind of a joke. I'd rather wrestle a Behemoth than drink even a shot of it."

    After downing the cocktail, Strife left the bar and begin to ride his motorcycle in circles around the Midgar monument while exclaiming that he was the "Golden Chocobo" while brandishing a yellow traffic cone. His drunken act disrupted many of the sleeping locals. After a short while, Strife seemed to suffer from a quick come-down and lost control of the motorcycle, crashing it into a parked car. The authorities arrived shortly after and arrested him.

    Strife was detained overnight, it is unknown when he will be in court. One thing is for sure, that the locals have surely lost faith in Cloud Strife after this incident of late night tomfoolery.
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Cloud Strife arrested after DUI incident in Midgar started by Locky View original post
    Comments 14 Comments
    1. Ayen's Avatar
      Ayen -
      Peace time is often the worst for young warriors. Nothing to do but act foolish.
    1. Fynn's Avatar
      Fynn -
      The reason for this is, as always, premarital sex. God help these heathen children...
    1. Spooniest's Avatar
      Spooniest -
      Now, call me a negative nelly, but this man almost single-handedly saved the entire planet from Sephiroth, and if I'm not mistaken, a ladyfriend of his was killed in the process.

      I say, give the man hair of the dog and shut up.
    1. Jiro's Avatar
      Jiro -
      what a light weight
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic -
      I'm not spending any more of my hard earned Gil at the Golden Saucer until they withdraw their sponsorship of him and his Golden Ticket. Disgusting behaviour.
    1. Fynn's Avatar
      Fynn -
      Have you seen all those teenage girls with the "Free Strife" banners? It's truly sad how demoralized the youth has become because of his ilk.
    1. Bubba's Avatar
      Bubba -
      Cloudfangirl98xx

      Y'all better leave my Cloud alone. It's not like he's done anything bad... only a bit of harmless drink-driving and drowning that b**ch Aeris but we all make mistakes! He's only young, leave him alone. If you don't I'll come round to your house and set fire to all your family and pets. #framed
    1. Shaibana's Avatar
      Shaibana -
      i dont care how famous he is.. if he smurfs around like that he deserves it!
    1. Pumpkin's Avatar
      Pumpkin -
      Not a Cloud fan. Hate drunk driving. But wearing a traffic cone on your head and yelling things is always a good idea.

      Not sure if it said he was wearing it on his head. He should have been.
    1. radicaledward124's Avatar
      radicaledward124 -
      It's always so sad to see heroes fall…
    1. Bubba's Avatar
      Bubba -
      Quote Originally Posted by radicaledward124 View Post
      It's always so sad to see heroes fall…
      Unless they trip over the cat in the front room... then it's freakin' hilarious.
    1. Mercen-X's Avatar
      Mercen-X -
      The Speed Drink and the Hyper were not meant to be utilized in such a way. Now Tranquilizers, on the other hand, are always good for a lark.
    1. Mirage's Avatar
      Mirage -
      mixture of a Hyper with a Speed Drink
      With that combination, i'd say whatever alcohol in the drink made little to no difference. I've seen hyper-junkies overturn cars, not even noticing that their muscles were practically detaching from their bones in the extreme over-exertion.
    1. Christmas's Avatar
      Christmas -
      FAKE NEWS!
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