SECTOR 7, MIDGAR - Days after the initial Sunday evening incident, a shared suburban home still suffers from ruination of the delicate septic and plumbing system after being subjugated to bowel movements of Aerith Gainsborough.
It's possible that this is her first time using a loo.
Officials on the scene late Sunday evening were quoted as saying that they were met with a septic nightmare upon arrival. "It's unlike anythin' we've ever seen before, a complete toxic calamity," said Cid Highwind, Disaster Cleanup Director. "We've spent ages waitin' for the waste crew to show up just so we can begin. Even the moon'd tire of waitin' around for these asses to get their crap together."
A crew of three men in hazmat suits later arrived to the scene and stood looking down into the septic tank within the roped off section of the lot for some time. One of the men, later identified as Laguna Loire, was witnessed shoving his two companions into the septic area, and then stood scratching his head and saying to himself, "You guys... sure have guts. You know how deep this tank is...!?"
The inhabitants of the house have been particularly unhappy with the situation. Yuffie Kisaragi, resident, was quoted as saying, "They've roped us off from the house with yellow tape and we have to stand out here in the freezing cold!" Sephiroth, another resident, did not offer a comment, but could be seen waddling around in a crouched position, stopping at random intervals to stroke his lengthy Masamune sword in a gentle and loving manner, and cycling between fits of maniacal laughter and exaggerated sobs.
Aerith could not be reached for comment, but was seen tweeting about the incident later that night:
In video below around 17:30, Aerith can be seen exihibiting signs of distress upon discovery of the massacre she has inflicted to the community commode. She then can be seen leaving the lavatory and giving one final glance back in the direction of her toilet transgression before going about her day and pretending like nothing ever happened.
The question now is this: whose waffles did Aerith ingest? We can only speculate as to who is truly responsible for this heinous latrine crime.
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