• I'll play Final Fantasy III so you don't have to! Part 1

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    Psychotic
    Published on 08-09-2014 10:40 AM
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    Final Fantasy III is probably the most overlooked of the main series of Final Fantasy, most likely to it being released last. It has recently been released on Steam. Chances are you haven't played it and, with countless games now vying for your attention, likely never will! So don't worry, I'll do it for you!


    Luneth, the lead character of Final Fantasy 3 looks oddly like a Targaryen. Can the incompetence of the person playing as Luneth become any greater?
    This article was originally published in forum thread: I'll play Final Fantasy III so you don't have to! started by Psychotic View original post
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    1. Shauna's Avatar
      Shauna - 10-18-2014, 10:34 PM
      WOAAAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-18-2014, 10:36 PM
      I never get tired of the Bon Jovi joke.
    1. Shauna's Avatar
      Shauna - 10-18-2014, 10:39 PM
      Can't go wrong with a bit of Bon Jovi.
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-18-2014, 10:39 PM
      I make it again in another upcoming YouTube video, but spoilers.
    1. Shauna's Avatar
      Shauna - 10-18-2014, 10:49 PM
      why why why delilah
    1. Dat Matt's Avatar
      Dat Matt - 10-18-2014, 10:49 PM
      "What can we say about that? That's a lot of frogs"

      I will enjoy more song lyrics

      HAW HAW HAW

      Turnip-squeezing bashi-bazouks like you?
    1. Colonel Angus's Avatar
      Colonel Angus - 10-20-2014, 01:07 AM
      Videos 20 & 21 are the best so far. IDK which is better, the dancers in the tavern or Psycho's spoken word jam.

      I'm wondering, have you tried the Study ability for the Scholar?
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-20-2014, 07:40 AM
      Yeah, I think I did against Flamboyant Skeleton Pirate.

      Thank you, by the way!
    1. Pumpkin's Avatar
      Pumpkin - 10-21-2014, 06:09 PM
      I like how well they took it that they weren't the four warriors of light
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-22-2014, 05:23 PM

      King Midas is out in force in this episode. We've recently had RPG staple dungeons like a volcano and the sewers but this is a new one on me: A gold themed dungeon! Gold Bears, Gold Warriors and Goldor himself, a man who has chained our ship with, yep, you guessed it, a golden chain for reasons unknown to everyone but himself. Shame his cape doesn't match... oh, and the dorkiest boss ever returns!
    1. Pumpkin's Avatar
      Pumpkin - 10-23-2014, 06:33 PM
      Man that fight lasted. He does seem to have an obsession with gold.

      I want to replay III now just for the job classes but I already have like 10 games to get through
    1. Shauna's Avatar
      Shauna - 10-23-2014, 07:44 PM
      slobberknocker
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-24-2014, 09:08 AM
      Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
      Man that fight lasted. He does seem to have an obsession with gold.

      I want to replay III now just for the job classes but I already have like 10 games to get through
      That's why I am playing! So you don't have to!
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-25-2014, 06:24 PM

      Mother of dragons, breaker of chains! We free the Enterprise from the chain Goldor puts on it, and visit Duster - town of bards! They all perform delightful ditties for our pleasure, before a lovely jaunt to Replito, town of summoners. Apparently local economies mean that only one type of employment is required in each town. At the end of the video we fly over the kingdom of Saronia and end up smack bang in the middle of a war. Oh dear, will it ever end...?
    1. Shauna's Avatar
      Shauna - 10-25-2014, 06:56 PM
      Red Hats ftw!
    1. Colonel Angus's Avatar
      Colonel Angus - 10-25-2014, 07:51 PM
      The ones in the gold helmets remind me of Castle Corneria's guards in FFI, so I'll go w/ them.

      I'm a little disappointed to see Ingus is no longer a Cid's Scholar, but glad that Arc is back in his proper profession of Black Mage. Only wish he'd have access to better Bows & Arrows.
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-25-2014, 10:41 PM
      I could never pledge myself to the Red Hat army, scum such as they.

      Also yeah, sucks about his bow using abilities. I would love to experiment with jobs with him but he does what he does best I guess!
    1. Iceglow's Avatar
      Iceglow - 10-27-2014, 01:32 PM
      why not try shaking it up off screen and leveling his job abilities up. That way if you get a boss where magic won't be all that effective like Goldur you have an alternate role for him to play.
    1. Pumpkin's Avatar
      Pumpkin - 10-27-2014, 04:29 PM
      Hey at least you got in where you said you wanted to go

      And you have convinced me to replay this game for my top games list
    1. Psychotic's Avatar
      Psychotic - 10-29-2014, 09:20 PM

      We arrive at the Great Library of Saronia, keen to get our nerd on. However, things take a turn and we end up in the home of a Fat Chocobo instead. We also climb the Dragon Spire to train our Dragoons for a tough boss battle. We also visit a local establishment we find young Prince Alus being accosted by the deadly Mohawk Sideburn gang! Can we stop these ruffians before it is too late...?
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